"Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] don't worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because life is a closet filled with pool toys."
Grumpy old man at work is going senile Dan: *sees some chick out the window* "hey hey mama said the way you move gone mak e you sweat gone make you groove bet you don't know that." I: "softball, Led Zeppelin, Black Dog" Dan: "Nope"
"this gay guy I know goes to some bar every friday and has some revelation every time. watch, in an hour hes gonna say something about how hes going to turn over a new leaf."
[comes back in a couple hours]
"dude check it"
guys fb: "OMG sooo glad I know where Im going in life now! Get ready for a new Taylor, everybody. This is the beginning of a new life for me. Going to be super upfront with everything in my life from here on out."
him: "as sure as the sun sets in the evening, dawg."
So just kind of listening to my friend stoned as fuck rambling on about shit, not paying too much attention
Him: So yeah and I'm just sitting her starting to convince myself that I was the second coming of Christ Me: Yeah dude, buy you just get really high all day everyday, it's not that surprising. Him: That's the thing man! I was fucking two days sober at this point.
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Dan: *sees some chick out the window* "hey hey mama said the way you move gone mak e you sweat gone make you groove bet you don't know that."
I: "softball, Led Zeppelin, Black Dog"
Dan: "Nope"
[he shows me his facebook]
"this gay guy I know goes to some bar every friday and has some revelation every time. watch, in an hour hes gonna say something about how hes going to turn over a new leaf."
[comes back in a couple hours]
"dude check it"
guys fb: "OMG sooo glad I know where Im going in life now! Get ready for a new Taylor, everybody. This is the beginning of a new life for me. Going to be super upfront with everything in my life from here on out."
him: "as sure as the sun sets in the evening, dawg."
homer from the simpsons.
"this is the first time church has been useful in years"
Him: So yeah and I'm just sitting her starting to convince myself that I was the second coming of Christ
Me: Yeah dude, buy you just get really high all day everyday, it's not that surprising.
Him: That's the thing man! I was fucking two days sober at this point.
It could be done. Rooks.