I was at a show for a local band and the guitarist was a friend of a friend of mine. They were opening for IllScarletts, and for shits and giggles, they wanted to go get IllScarletts signatures. Anyways they needed someone to work the merch bench while they all went up and I was like fuck yeah I'll do it, I have no desire at all to meet these guys.
So buddy asks.
"Are you sure man? You don't mind?"
So I said, " Nah man, I been to a lot of concerts but I've never worked a merch booth."
It was really fun, made some money for them, talked to some cute girls. Not really a great quote but imo a cool story.
Friend thought he was getting 8K+ on his tax return but shits half that
Me: So I guess you don't have the wiggle room to pop pottles at the club? Him: Nah but I can still get fucked up and finger blast every stripper in the stable.
Comments
"You always dressed so fresh, I forget that you white." )
"that gives me the idea to write a book on suicidal tendencies' 'institutionalized' from the pepsi's point of view"
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other friend:"no its a booger"
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cop comes up to the car
pot smoke pouring out window
"you got any marijuana in the car, sir?"
"nah I just finished"
still pouring out
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Friend: so, why did you guys start playing faster and more blackened? Do you have plans to go back to the slow doom?
Band's response: yea, we weren't smoking weed as much, and started drinking more, and this was the result.
Me: So I guess you don't have the wiggle room to pop pottles at the club?
Him: Nah but I can still get fucked up and finger blast every stripper in the stable.