My friend talking to some dude: "Yeah I only went for Skeletonwitch though. I can't stand 3IOB's vocalist. No one sings like that unless they take 3 inches of dick up the ass."
"this next song is about a guy I work with. who stopped coming to work. turns out he was robbing banks." *plays song* "I actually still work with him. the company took him back. because this is america."
I work with this kid who can't drink alcohol. Shit'll kill him.
J: Hey you listen to country music? Me: Nah J: Oh...my friend invited me to a festival he's going to next year Me: Oh see, I don't listen to country music but I'd go to a country music festival in a fucking heartbeat. Nobody parties like goddamn rednecks. Beer and drunk bitches as far as the eye can see. J: ...That sounds fun Me: But yeah I probably wouldn't go if I were you.
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12:20 -"Did a line, dude its cut with baby laxative"
1:30-"Do a line, take a shit. We got this man adapt overcome"
3:00-"about the fourth time on the toilet you question your decisions as a man"
- dad
"why the fuck did I marry a panda?"
"Nothing, he already told her once." Random peeps at the volunteer program, man.
He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
its about vitor Belfort passing his pre fight random drug test for trt
"He's not on drugs? He's forsure gonna lose"
My friend talking to some dude: "Yeah I only went for Skeletonwitch though. I can't stand 3IOB's vocalist. No one sings like that unless they take 3 inches of dick up the ass."
J: Hey you listen to country music?
Me: Nah
J: Oh...my friend invited me to a festival he's going to next year
Me: Oh see, I don't listen to country music but I'd go to a country music festival in a fucking heartbeat. Nobody parties like goddamn rednecks. Beer and drunk bitches as far as the eye can see.
J: ...That sounds fun
Me: But yeah I probably wouldn't go if I were you.