"I feel bad because I was that drunk where you're honest but I wasn't drunk enough to not remember what I said. She asked me what I thought she was and I said eh maybe a six"
Girl in class: what does your shirt say? Me: "where is my poozer?" Girl: what does that mean? Me: its from a song Girl: oh. Cuz Im lookin at this brain fish in your shirt me: oh yea. Thats a poozer. They're actually butt aliens that move by farting girl: oh... thats great
"Just saying, in a post 9/11 America that also gets butthurt over the word abortion..I don't think the title "Honey, We Blew Up The Baby" would ever be approved."
At dinner; Guy and girl are talking behind me. Girl says: something "that's why I'm vegetarian" Guy: "But you're eating eggs" Girl: "so?" Guy: "Eggs are unborn chickens. You are eating chicken embryos."
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Me: "where is my poozer?"
Girl: what does that mean?
Me: its from a song
Girl: oh. Cuz Im lookin at this brain fish in your shirt
me: oh yea. Thats a poozer. They're actually butt aliens that move by farting
girl: oh... thats great
friend at lunch
Guy and girl are talking behind me.
Girl says: something "that's why I'm vegetarian"
Guy: "But you're eating eggs"
Girl: "so?"
Guy: "Eggs are unborn chickens. You are eating chicken embryos."
You need to take a fucking biology class