A client came in to work to see me today We were chatting and she asked me if I'd been to any shows recently I told her I'd been to a concert in Auckland She asked who I'd been to see I tried to avoid the question and said "oh it won't be anyone you know" She stared at me with an expression as if to say "try me, I know most bands" So I said "Motley Crue and Alice Cooper" and she replied..... "Oh how was it....I hear she's VERY good"....
Dude 1: I just bought what might be the dankest weed I've ever bought. Dude 2: Yeah? Just like you've said the last four weeks? Dude 1: No, you gotta smell this. I don't think I've gotten this high off bud. Dude 2: Yeah? Just like you've said the last four weeks? Every week, you buy weed, it's the same fucking conversation. "oh man this is the best weed I've ever bought" Every week. EVERY WEEK
He stopped texting me those after I bitched about daily "I'm high as shit" messages.
Got really stoned earlier with my buddy and this was how the conversation went:
I was trying to look up a song
Me: What's the password for your wifi? Buddy: Its blah blah blah *The coals on top of our hookah start crackling loud as fuck* Buddy: Holy shit, dude. You hear this? (points at coals) Me: Yeah.....you can hear it connecting to your wifi ) )
just gives me this wtf look haha I was stoned as fuck.
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We were chatting and she asked me if I'd been to any shows recently
I told her I'd been to a concert in Auckland
She asked who I'd been to see
I tried to avoid the question and said "oh it won't be anyone you know"
She stared at me with an expression as if to say "try me, I know most bands"
So I said "Motley Crue and Alice Cooper"
and she replied..... "Oh how was it....I hear she's VERY good"....
:-|
One kid to another at that Tame Impala kept running his hands through his hair looking around completely stunned....During the sound check.
Talking about one of our friends Victor
Buddy: "I knew that motherfucker was retarded when he legitimately asked me who won the Civil War."
me: "having a barbeque, huh?"
kid: "yeah, we're having a party to celebrate 9/11!"
mom: "HOLY SHIT, COLIN"
Dude 2: Yeah? Just like you've said the last four weeks?
Dude 1: No, you gotta smell this. I don't think I've gotten this high off bud.
Dude 2: Yeah? Just like you've said the last four weeks? Every week, you buy weed, it's the same fucking conversation. "oh man this is the best weed I've ever bought" Every week. EVERY WEEK
He stopped texting me those after I bitched about daily "I'm high as shit" messages.
I was trying to look up a song
Me: What's the password for your wifi?
Buddy: Its blah blah blah
*The coals on top of our hookah start crackling loud as fuck*
Buddy: Holy shit, dude. You hear this? (points at coals)
Me: Yeah.....you can hear it connecting to your wifi
just gives me this wtf look haha I was stoned as fuck.