So we have this lesbo named Liz at work. And Mitch is black.
Josh: Goddamn my throat hurts Mitch: Work threw is man how you sposed to make yo girl happy when you workin on her. *Liz walks by* Mitch: Don't worry, I get Liz to give you some pointers. Josh: She can fucking do it man. I don't want tips I just want some help.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
MetalSSlayerPosts: 6,164destroyer of motherfuckers
Got this text this morning.
"Don't ask how we got into this conversation, but apparently Tom thinks you're sexy as hell and would fuck the shit out of you. Sorry to ruin your day this early."
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Text tone is Black Dynamite
Text tone- Mario coin sound
Josh: Goddamn my throat hurts
Mitch: Work threw is man how you sposed to make yo girl happy when you workin on her.
*Liz walks by*
Mitch: Don't worry, I get Liz to give you some pointers.
Josh: She can fucking do it man. I don't want tips I just want some help.
Lmao im sure you do, mom
What the fuck. You really have changed since leaving. Suddenly bumping Yeezy and Chief Keef?
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
"What?"
"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"
"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."
Ford shrugged again.
"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
Just this song. This is the only Chief Keef song I can deal with. The way Kanye's part comes in is good. Big Sean's piece is pretty sweet.
"Don't ask how we got into this conversation, but apparently Tom thinks you're sexy as hell and would fuck the shit out of you. Sorry to ruin your day this early."