Dumbass white male athlete in stage makeup (talking to his friend): "I had a really bad night last night. Drugs and alcohol might have been involved, and let's just say that I ended up at a tattoo parlor."
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We were doing a color wheel like thing in this class today, and this guy didn't even know what colors mixed to make what. He made the teacher go through them again. <_> Who doesn't know that red and yellow=orange, blue and yellow=green, and blue and red=purple?!! That's elementary...
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We were doing a color wheel like thing in this class today, and this guy didn't even know what colors mixed to make what. He made the teacher go through them again. <_> Who doesn't know that red and yellow=orange, blue and yellow=green, and blue and red=purple?!! That's elementary...
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