Wife was going to make some blackeye peas for new years. She's washing them off in the sink and puts them in a bowl.
Wife: You thing if I rub hard enough the black will come off of them? Me: No. But I bet you some people wish they could do that to others. Wife: (thinks about it for a second) LOL, your stupid!!
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"Anyway, I saw them back in 2006 or something in a small club playing with Soilwork and some other local bands. They weren't totally awful, just not my thing. The only thing I remember from that show was some dude slipped on a spilled beer or something and landed face first on the floor and broke all his teeth. His girlfriend turned him over, saw his face covered in blood and broken teeth on the floor and threw up on him.
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Wife: You thing if I rub hard enough the black will come off of them?
Me: No. But I bet you some people wish they could do that to others.
Wife: (thinks about it for a second) LOL, your stupid!!
"Anyway, I saw them back in 2006 or something in a small club playing with Soilwork and some other local bands. They weren't totally awful, just not my thing. The only thing I remember from that show was some dude slipped on a spilled beer or something and landed face first on the floor and broke all his teeth. His girlfriend turned him over, saw his face covered in blood and broken teeth on the floor and threw up on him.
Thank you for that Bleeding Through. Thank you."
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