roommate: yo, have you seen my headphones? me: no suitemate: no, I didn't take them roommate: did you take them? suitemate: no I didn't take them, I swear. roommate: you sure? suitemate: yea, maybe Aaron took them to talk to his fag-gamer friends roommate: get the fuck out of my room
"I have a very difficult legal question...if a couple gets married in Arkansas but gets divorced in Texas, are they still considered brother and sister?"
My roommate tried on her Army uniform for the first time.
"God damn, mother! I feel like I popped a molly. I'm sweating like mad."
Don't know why I found that so funny.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i never heard of anyone sweating from molly doe, i hear people complain about it all the time about acid though
one of my friends took acid in ames and he had to go to the hospital and he blacked out and when he woke up a nurse was standing above him and he popped him in the face and got arrested )
apparently all of his friends dipped out on him because he took off all his clothes and started playing in a fountain hahahahaha
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me: no
suitemate: no, I didn't take them
roommate: did you take them?
suitemate: no I didn't take them, I swear.
roommate: you sure?
suitemate: yea, maybe Aaron took them to talk to his fag-gamer friends
roommate: get the fuck out of my room
mfw "fag-gamer friends"
>girlfriend likes disco
>dance together
>enjoy a common interest
>simp
I don't get it.
"hey, did you know sponges have sex?"
lolwut
"I have a very difficult legal question...if a couple gets married in Arkansas but gets divorced in Texas, are they still considered brother and sister?"
"God damn, mother! I feel like I popped a molly. I'm sweating like mad."
Don't know why I found that so funny.
me: ew omg lol
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apparently all of his friends dipped out on him because he took off all his clothes and started playing in a fountain hahahahaha
Pop a Molly I'm sweatin', WOO!
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