Reminds me of a conversation I had wit my engineer, he wrote a bar that was like "Get off dat big vein up on my dick mayne.", and I started laughing my ass off and was like "That's fucking genius.", and he said "The best part is how true it is, there ain't a single nigga alive that don't have that big vein on they dick.". )
Also, was watching 50 Cent's movie "Before I Self Destruct" on Netflix last night at like 4 in the morning, and there's a sex scene between 50 and this bad lil Latina bitch, shit gets heavy, it's basically a full blown softcore porn for that scene, and of course, my Mom wakes up and goes to the bathroom right in the middle of it, and she's like:
"So this is what you're up so late doing every night?" Me: :-| It's an actual movie, this is just a scene in it, I ain't even know it was in here. Her: Yea, there's a lot of movies like this. Me: :-|
She wasn't mad or anything, it was just awkward as fucking fuck.
Reminds me of a conversation I had wit my engineer, he wrote a bar that was like "Get off dat big vein up on my dick mayne.", and I started laughing my ass off and was like "That's fucking genius.", and he said "The best part is how true it is, there ain't a single nigga alive that don't have that big vein on they dick.". )
You mean...your...urethra? Is that the big "vein" you're talking about?
Reminds me of a conversation I had wit my engineer, he wrote a bar that was like "Get off dat big vein up on my dick mayne.", and I started laughing my ass off and was like "That's fucking genius.", and he said "The best part is how true it is, there ain't a single nigga alive that don't have that big vein on they dick.". )
You mean...your...urethra? Is that the big "vein" you're talking about?
Missed the beginning of the convo, I just jumped in. Mitch is black.
Todd: Man, it's alright for you to date a white girl. Me: I date a black girl Todd: That's different Mitch: How's it different? Todd: Chuck, if you knocked her up, would you leave her? Me: I don't think so. Todd: See Mitch, different.
Person A: Also you guys should check out my friends band Beard Without A Mustache. Tech grind stuff similar to Discordance Axis, Pig Destroyer, etc. Good stuff going to have a full length out this year.
Person B: Did your friend tell you what Oscar the Grouch's rate was for using his trash can to record in?
A friend of mine posted this, i think he's high lol
"If you wanna succeed stay off the weed, it's so not cool you're going to turn into a fool
People die from weed everyday! You should know that it's not the way.
So if you wanna succeed stay off the weed, It's makes people die and the little babies cry.
My name is Steve... I used to smoke weed My girl she left me, my momma slapped me
I got kicked out of school, so know ya know that weed JUST AIN'T COOL
So if you wanna succeed, stay off the weed Come on and succeed, just stay off the weed.
Marijuana kills people, and it ain't legal So to all the boys, and all my girls Just do right, don't smoke day or night Drop the weed like it's hot, cuz you know it's not
So if you wanna succeed, stay off the weed Make something of yourself, just stay off the weed.
Stay off the weed. Come on and succeed. Stay off the weed."
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Now be honest guys, how many of you looked at your peen seeing if it was true?
"So this is what you're up so late doing every night?"
Me: :-|
It's an actual movie, this is just a scene in it, I ain't even know it was in here.
Her: Yea, there's a lot of movies like this.
Me: :-|
She wasn't mad or anything, it was just awkward as fucking fuck.
No, the actual big vein running along your dick.
Todd: Man, it's alright for you to date a white girl.
Me: I date a black girl
Todd: That's different
Mitch: How's it different?
Todd: Chuck, if you knocked her up, would you leave her?
Me: I don't think so.
Todd: See Mitch, different.
Person A: Also you guys should check out my friends band Beard Without A Mustache. Tech grind stuff similar to Discordance Axis, Pig Destroyer, etc. Good stuff going to have a full length out this year.
Person B: Did your friend tell you what Oscar the Grouch's rate was for using his trash can to record in?
Screw you, I found it funny.
Me: We've been dancing to disco all week, it's been awesome.
Mom: I don't know who you are anymore.
then a solid 5 second pause
Then, my dad bellows from off screen: When did she turn you into a faggot?
"If you wanna succeed stay off the weed,
it's so not cool you're going to turn into a fool
People die from weed everyday!
You should know that it's not the way.
So if you wanna succeed stay off the weed,
It's makes people die and the little babies cry.
My name is Steve... I used to smoke weed
My girl she left me, my momma slapped me
I got kicked out of school, so know ya know
that weed JUST AIN'T COOL
So if you wanna succeed, stay off the weed
Come on and succeed, just stay off the weed.
Marijuana kills people, and it ain't legal
So to all the boys, and all my girls
Just do right, don't smoke day or night
Drop the weed like it's hot, cuz you know it's not
So if you wanna succeed, stay off the weed
Make something of yourself, just stay off the weed.
Stay off the weed. Come on and succeed. Stay off the weed."
Your Dad recognizes a simp when he sees one. :-bd
Sounds like something my dad would say..