Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

drinkwine732

SkullAndCrossbones said:

during a party i was at last night
while talking to a hot girl...

hot girl: What's your name?
hot drunk girl: His name is Penelope
hot girl: (talking to me) Well, Penelope...........
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If you find yourselves in scenarios like this, you have only yourself to blame for not getting laid.

FLAT

skully :-<

SkullAndCrossbones

well she didn't use 2 "y"s so how was i supposed to know if she wanted my dick?

NolaFree810

valid point

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Behind_Time said:

Saw this

"For most people when you lose their "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston and you lost your "khakis" you can't start your car."

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NolaFree810

if you werer actually from boston then that doesnt even work, khakis and car keys(with the accent) arent pronounced the same way fail

SkullAndCrossbones

were*

NolaFree810

naw werer is just how you say it with the boston accent

FLAT

Boston**

NOCAP

"THIS NIGGER I HATE HIM!" -Dayna

Stoned_Catz

fukky00z Ed u dont even knowz meh [-( um teh white devilz

Necrothulhu

Ed you cannot steal Channing away. His wife is preggers now, you lose

1D_for_life

Fact: "The Allen- Houston Lamar game tonight drew 48,000. Which would place it 10th all time at Baylor home attendance. Baylor has played roughly 600 home football games in it's history and were outdrawn by a high school in 98% of those games."

HAHAHAHAHA Baylor is a joke.

sbs_will

...

When your partner nears climax, put a piece of gum in their mouth and say “This is how it feels to chew five gum.

1D_for_life

Found this on reddit. I will be using this at upcoming basketball games for sure

"Sure hope the ref has his voicemail set up, cause he's missing a shitload of calls."

FLAT

Me: supercharger and burning red were garbage. aild hasn't put out a bad album

2:38pm
Rex: those are both awesome albums....you take that back faggot

JLRedWing13

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OPP

"Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."

KridesBrideBritt

Alex said:

"Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."

I read that as rap, not rape.