Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

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Salad dressing is the most deceptive thing ever. It's like "Hey, we'll take this relativly healthy salad and DUMP OILS AND SODIUM ALL OVER IT".

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Girls keep telling me they want someone spontaneous and funny, yet when I show up in the middle of the night in a clown costume, it's all tears and restraining orders.

KridesBrideBritt

I'd hurt someone if they did that to me.

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A friend posted that on FB.

KridesBrideBritt

I'd hurt your friend. What an idiot. Even if the girl doesn't have a fear of clowns, the fuck? Not even funny.

WakeOfAshes

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

Girls keep telling me they want someone spontaneous and funny, yet when I show up in the middle of the night in a clown costume, it's all tears and restraining orders.

I've heard this from some comedian before.

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KridesBrideBritt said:

I'd hurt your friend. What an idiot. Even if the girl doesn't have a fear of clowns, the fuck? Not even funny.

He didn't actually do that, it's a dumb joke.

Xeno

Britt. Cranberry juice.

Necrothulhu

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

Salad dressing is the most deceptive thing ever. It's like "Hey, we'll take this relativly healthy salad and DUMP OILS AND SODIUM ALL OVER IT".

Salad without dressing is like getting a bacon cheeseburger and taking the bacon off

NolaFree810

salad without dressing is basically rabbit food lol

Rex_Capone420

Xenocide said:

Britt. Cranberry juice.

you know...for y00z period

KridesBrideBritt

8-|

Rex_Capone420

its from the departed

KridesBrideBritt

Lame.

Necrothulhu

NolaMetal said:

salad without dressing is basically rabbit food lol

According to marc all veggies are rabbit food. The faggot also hates all dressings/condiments besides ketchup L-)

Rex_Capone420

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cheer up its almost christmas

Necrothulhu

I'm not cheerful today since I wasted 23 bucks on a concert ticket [-(

NolaFree810

veggies are overrated...its all bout DAT FRUIT

KridesBrideBritt

rexum420 said:

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cheer up its almost christmas

I'm actually in a really good mood. Concert tomorrow.

Xeno

KridesBrideBritt said:

Lame.