I got home from work today and heard my 7year old daughter in the backyard on the swing singing: "ANIMALS-ANIMALS-AND I'M LUCKYYYY!" to no one in particular.
:"The anus is not meant to be penetrated. It was made soft and is prone to ripping and tearing. The vagina on the other hand is made of stronger material. It's made to take a pounding..."
something to that affect by the crazy street preachers... they've been at it ALL FUCKING DAY <_>
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"This is probably the best room to fuck in if you were going to do it in Calihan (The athletics building on campus)." -My friend Paige talking about the racquetball courts in the basement
First guy says: oh man I'm so embarrassed I got all tongue tied last night talking to this girl and I made such a fool of myself...I went to the movies and went up to the cashier....but instead of saying to her "can I have two tickets to the pix" I accidentally said "can I have two peeks and your tits"
Second guys says: Don't worry mate I get tongue tied sometimes as well....last night my wife and I were having dinner...and I meant to say to her "darling can you please pass me the salt" but instead I said to her "you fucking bitch you've totally fucked up my life"
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"That money will be spent in Canada, the largest source for the state's overseas visitors"
Apparently Canada is overseas.
something to that affect by the crazy street preachers... they've been at it ALL FUCKING DAY <_>
-My friend Paige talking about the racquetball courts in the basement
-I'm gonna start calling you Neo
-uh....why?
-cuz you just dodged a fucking bullet.
First guy says: oh man I'm so embarrassed I got all tongue tied last night talking to this girl and I made such a fool of myself...I went to the movies and went up to the cashier....but instead of saying to her "can I have two tickets to the pix" I accidentally said "can I have two peeks and your tits"
Second guys says: Don't worry mate I get tongue tied sometimes as well....last night my wife and I were having dinner...and I meant to say to her "darling can you please pass me the salt" but instead I said to her "you fucking bitch you've totally fucked up my life"
- Quote The Mike Gimmelli, Neverlaid