Text convo between me and a friend of mine talking about a trip to Austin this weekend. Y'all might not find this funny but I'll post it anyway.
Me: You going sat then?
Him: I'm going both days hoe, lol
Me: Damn right. Then we're going to that shitty breakfast place on Sat
Him: Its not shitty at all I have no idea what Mel is talking about you will see the sweet savory goodness that place bestows upon thee
Me: They serve fried chicken as a breakfast item don't they?
Him: Bitch lol
My friend is black so that's why I jokingly said that last thing. Turns out I was actually right and they do have fried chicken and that's why he likes the place so much.
Dude: Man I almost swung on Bob. Other dude: Bob. Dude: Yeah Other dude: The 80 year old in building materials who was gone for two months because of hernia surgery. Dude: Yeah.
My sister told me that they have an exchange student in their grade from the Netherlands at their high school now.
He decided to come and sit with them at lunch. She was so embarrassed, she tells me. because some girl asked this guy if the Netherlands is where Peter Pan is from <_>
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Me: You going sat then?
Him: I'm going both days hoe, lol
Me: Damn right. Then we're going to that shitty breakfast place on Sat
Him: Its not shitty at all I have no idea what Mel is talking about you will see the sweet savory goodness that place bestows upon thee
Me: They serve fried chicken as a breakfast item don't they?
Him: Bitch lol
My friend is black so that's why I jokingly said that last thing. Turns out I was actually right and they do have fried chicken and that's why he likes the place so much.
Moral of the story: racial stereotypes are true.
Dude: Man I almost swung on Bob.
Other dude: Bob.
Dude: Yeah
Other dude: The 80 year old in building materials who was gone for two months because of hernia surgery.
Dude: Yeah.
I can't wrap my head around fried chicken and maple syrup and waffles
He decided to come and sit with them at lunch. She was so embarrassed, she tells me. because some girl asked this guy if the Netherlands is where Peter Pan is from <_>