Cop: You look like someone that can be either really mean or really nice at the same time. Me: What? Cop: You rip people's hearts out and eat them, right? Me: Uh. Cop: Give you your ID. I want to see if you have a record. Me: Um.
Cop: You look like someone that can be either really mean or really nice at the same time. Me: What? Cop: You rip people's hearts out and eat them, right? Me: Uh. Cop: Give you your ID. I want to see if you have a record. Me: Um.
Philly cops are strange when they're bored.
he thought you werez a dirtaebitch gangsterz :-j
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
I got out of work after 1 am last week and was stopped at a big empty intersection when a panhandler started walking towards my car. I shrugged at him with the, 'sorry, I don't have anything for you' look but he came around to the driver's side. He stood there, staring me down. "Dude, I don't have any spare change." I could smell the booze on him (white, 30's-ish, Grabowski-type) as he started sticking his head inside my car window, asking "What DO you have?" I grabbed the bottle of Hawaiian Dream air freshener, hoping he would think it was mace. I see a pedestrian coming towards us and I say, very loudly, "get away from the car or you're gonna get sprayed" and now he's leaning one arm on my car roof.
"you asked for it!" my nephew had left a mix CD of System of a Down in my dash. I pressed the play button, cranked the volume and Cigaro blasted out of the speakers. Mr. Panhandler staggered backwards and nearly fell on his ass while Mr. Pedestrian laughed his ass off up on the curb.
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oh boy.
"The test results are in... I definitely have breast cancer!"
"Anyway, how is your sex life?"
All "had to be there" kind of quotes, but I find em funny.
:-?
nolafag
Me: What?
Cop: You rip people's hearts out and eat them, right?
Me: Uh.
Cop: Give you your ID. I want to see if you have a record.
Me: Um.
Philly cops are strange when they're bored.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
"I hope Neil Armstrong had a choice if he was reincarnated."
"you asked for it!" my nephew had left a mix CD of System of a Down in my dash. I pressed the play button, cranked the volume and Cigaro blasted out of the speakers. Mr. Panhandler staggered backwards and nearly fell on his ass while Mr. Pedestrian laughed his ass off up on the curb.
"New Orlins bout to get killed. Obama in charge doe, so they gon be ight. George Bush wanted them niggas dead. So he blew the levis."