Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

no, it was him saying my shorts are too tiny

OPP

Oh.

I like short shorts on you :>

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i know since thats like all you made me wear to bed lol

OPP

Aww yeaaa

streets

i know since thats like all you made me wear to bed lol

Aww yeaaa

easier entrance :>

OPP

My lounge pants also have a button thing in the front.

Life is good )

Stoned_Catz

Dad: hey Bianca, did you know they make shorts in adult size?
Me: SHADDUP!!

fukkin aye shart shorts pix pleasez [-O<

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

those pants look spr damn comfy

OPP

Shadows Fall's singer makes some funny Fb posts.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

me: i kinda want laser hair removal
alex: the fuck you do lol
me: what?
alex: you have beautiful hair...
me: no not on my head alex
alex: oh
me: -_-

Bottle_Tree

LOL WTF^

Gnomez

You mean.....a permanent landing strip? \m/

OPP

LOL WTF^

BITCHES BETTER BE CLEAR.

Gnomez

Yeah I think she mean a permanent Sinead OConnor

OPP

Well in my own defense, I've known girls who actually meant the hair on their head.

NolaFree810

Yeah I think she mean a permanent Sinead OConnor

her vagina is gonna tear up a picture of the pope?

Gnomez

And she's going to turn lezzo

OPP

This deal keeps getting worse and worse

Gnomez

On the bright side her lesbian lover could be hawt and you could have a threeway?

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

im not lez