Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

KridesBrideBritt

O:-)

JLRedWing13

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

Britt )

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

[You]
omg i had awesome chinese at the mall
mmmmmmm
now im FFFFEEEEAAAATTTTTTT
[Alex Aguiar]
freaaaaaaaaaaat
ew cheese on fries
why not just seasoned fries?
[You]
cheese fries?
[Alex Aguiar]
yeah
[You]
where?
[Alex Aguiar]
huh?
[You]
who had cheese fries?
[Alex Aguiar]
you had cheese fries
and I said they were gross
[You]
...wanna read what i wrote again real quick?
[Alex Aguiar]
and that seasoned fries are better
[You]
CHI
NESE
[Alex Aguiar]
wow
[You]
CHINESE FOOD ALEX
[Alex Aguiar]
<_____________>
[You]
..maybe you should go back to sleep sweetie

RAZOR

LOL

KridesBrideBritt

Derp

OPP

Derp indeed

RAZOR

"It's 3:30, I don't wanna hear somebody stuttering telling me how fast to go"

MetalSSlayer

After walking into class wearing my Hyrule Fencing Club shirt.

Professor: I know you said you taught fencing over the summer; is that one of the places you taught at?

Me: ........ No.

Stoned_Catz

"This is tighter than a Nun's asshole."




lmao

Gnomez

"This is tighter than a fish's asshole."




lmao

Stoned_Catz

i neva heard that one before has y00z gnomeziez

Gnomez

Yep buts it's normally "tighter than a Nuns one" or "tighter than a nuns cunt"

Gnomez

Or tighter than a fishes ass

Stoned_Catz

neva in meh lifez ive heard of flyin ratz asszzz

Gnomez

As in "I dont give a fat/flying rats ass"
Or "I don't give a flying fuck"

Stoned_Catz

simply put ole chapz

Gnomez

You've never heard of "chunder" before either have you?

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

Dad: hey Bianca, did you know they make shorts in adult size?
Me: SHADDUP!!

OPP

Was that another one of his dumb jokes? lol