Every day I hear douchebags with tanktop shirts and those vividly colored cheap sunglasses saying stuff like "Bro, is it swag that I got her roommate's number?" "Dude, it's total swag that we got out of class early." "Holy fuck, that's so swag!"
I go out of my way to say it in the whitest way possible as often as possible. Goes over great with TEH LAYDEHS
I bet you pull some mad bitches.
Hey, Kanye looks fresh as fuck and I have no shame in saying that I'd make sweet love to him by fireside. Doesn't make me a fag just because I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Andrew(talking to black girl): See, I'm not racist or anything. I have friends who are black. One of my best friends, Keyshawn (spelling?) is black, and he was actually supposed to be in this class but he was in the morning one instead before he dropped the class.
Me: Is that why he dropped the class?
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Every day I hear douchebags with tanktop shirts and those vividly colored cheap sunglasses saying stuff like "Bro, is it swag that I got her roommate's number?" "Dude, it's total swag that we got out of class early." "Holy fuck, that's so swag!"
I hate it when people do the whole "I'm not racist, I have black friends!" thing.
Why? I think if someone has a black friend and jokes around and says nigger or something, they're not racist. For instance, in middle school, we had this black friend Tequan, and we would call him nigger all the time just for lulz, and he didn't care and laughed about it and would just call us crackers.
I hate it when people do the whole "I'm not racist, I have black friends!" thing.
Why? I think if someone has a black friend and jokes around and says nigger or something, they're not racist. For instance, in middle school, we had this black friend Tequan, and we would call him nigger all the time just for lulz, and he didn't care and laughed about it and would just call us crackers.
I'm not saying that if you say the n word in front of one of your black friends then that makes you racist. Me and Arlo have black friends who we joke around with and have said the word in front of them.
I'm talking about the people who actually are racist, like making generalizations about groups of people, but then they try to deny they are racist by saying "BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!"
Ebony: Come on! Go to a football game with me. Me: Fuck that. Ebony: Come on! Me: No. I hate football, especially the dumbass here. Ebony: Come on! Don't you want to see guys run around tackling each other? Me: I can just go to a concert for that. Ebony: You're crazy. Me: And? Your point? Ebony: You need to wear more pink. Me: Uh. No thanks.
I feel that in the time I have spent here hanging around Skully and Catz that I have degenerated from an intelligent, outgoing, level headed and sensible human being into a pervert.....
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Every day I hear douchebags with tanktop shirts and those vividly colored cheap sunglasses saying stuff like "Bro, is it swag that I got her roommate's number?" "Dude, it's total swag that we got out of class early." "Holy fuck, that's so swag!"
Goddamnit.
Andrew(talking to black girl): See, I'm not racist or anything. I have friends who are black. One of my best friends, Keyshawn (spelling?) is black, and he was actually supposed to be in this class but he was in the morning one instead before he dropped the class.
Me: Is that why he dropped the class?
Fuck white people.
I'm talking about the people who actually are racist, like making generalizations about groups of people, but then they try to deny they are racist by saying "BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!"
Ebony: Come on! Go to a football game with me.
Me: Fuck that.
Ebony: Come on!
Me: No. I hate football, especially the dumbass here.
Ebony: Come on! Don't you want to see guys run around tackling each other?
Me: I can just go to a concert for that.
Ebony: You're crazy.
Me: And? Your point?
Ebony: You need to wear more pink.
Me: Uh. No thanks.
(e.g pink underwear?)
.....so is that a firm "no" Brit?