My Social Theory teacher: "Is there any kind of music that yall refuse to listen to?"
Random chick: "Hardcore gangster rap"
*silence*
Me: "Nickelback"
*class starts cracking up*
I don't usually just blurt things out like that, especially in a semi-large class, so the fact that it went over well made me feelgoodman. I know it doesn't seem funny on here though, it's deff a 'you had to be there' kinda thing. Timing was spot on.
Mom and step dad have been stuck in a place where one wants to move to Tennessee, the other wants to stay here. Eventually they came up with the plan of divorcing in a few years. Then they started arguing again, and this is where she caught me up on the details.
Mom: So I told him that I wasn't going to just sit here waiting for a divorce, I want one now. Then he said he wasn't going to move anymore...That's when I realized I was looking forward to the divorce.
Christy: I hate being single Adam: There could be worse things Christy: Such as? Adam: You could lose both your legs Me: You could get shot in the face with a potato gun Adam: You could be a little African orphan and live in poverty Me: You could have an itch in the middle of your back that you cant reach Christy: I hate working here
"Well, there’ve been studies. If you play certain kinds of sounds to water as you freeze it, you’ll notice the crystals as they form are much more delicate and geometric when you play better music for them. You play like classical music for them, the crystal structures are more organized and defined. When you play 311, they just look like chunks. It just bums out and won’t freeze. When we do ours it looks like a Rubik’s Cube." - Maynard Keenan
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There's a term, 'locust capitalism', where a business comes in, devours everything, and then just leaves. In America, that would be Wal-Mart!
"if you think about it would you rather be a cow that gets slaughtered, or someones slave bitch chicken that has to lay eggs everyday" lmao
Random chick: "Hardcore gangster rap"
*silence*
Me: "Nickelback"
*class starts cracking up*
I don't usually just blurt things out like that, especially in a semi-large class, so the fact that it went over well made me feelgoodman. I know it doesn't seem funny on here though, it's deff a 'you had to be there' kinda thing. Timing was spot on.
some stupid twat on my facebook, shes a riot lol
Mom: So I told him that I wasn't going to just sit here waiting for a divorce, I want one now. Then he said he wasn't going to move anymore...That's when I realized I was looking forward to the divorce.
-Alex (crazy Russian thrash dude)
Some local band on facebook.
Christy: I hate being single
Adam: There could be worse things
Christy: Such as?
Adam: You could lose both your legs
Me: You could get shot in the face with a potato gun
Adam: You could be a little African orphan and live in poverty
Me: You could have an itch in the middle of your back that you cant reach
Christy: I hate working here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Well, there’ve been studies. If you play certain kinds of sounds to water as you freeze it, you’ll notice the crystals as they form are much more delicate and geometric when you play better music for them. You play like classical music for them, the crystal structures are more organized and defined. When you play 311, they just look like chunks. It just bums out and won’t freeze. When we do ours it looks like a Rubik’s Cube." - Maynard Keenan