Me: Kvelertak shirts shouldn't be more than $20, right? Alex: That's what I'm banking on, but they're European, so yeah. Me: $20 is probably the best bet probably. Alex: lol euros Me: Euros? Alex: Europeans Me: Europeans playing at Europa. Hopefully they don't charge in euros. Alex: Yeah, that was bad. Me: Too dorky even for me. Alex: Indeed. Quite. Me: Do you expect anything less for me? Hah. Alex: Not really, no.
So I was driving back from school yesterday listening to our FM station 97.1 (hard rock) when I overheard this exchange happen as the DJ's were talking about the Soundgarden concert that was going to be in the area that night:
DJ #1: So is anyone opening for Soundgarden or is it just them?
DJ #2: It says here that Mastodon is opening for them.
DJ #1: Oh really? Are they like a local opener or have they been touring with them?
DJ #2: I think they're a touring band.
They then played a couple older Mastodon songs that they said they liked but still made fun of the harsher vocals saying "oh yeah I'll definitely be humming this one in my car" followed by laughter from the other guys in the studio. They had played "Colony Of Birchmen" which they called the "tree fuckin song" followed by "Crusher Destroyer".
Mom: Any preference in car? Me: Not really. Sounds stupid but the only thing I really want is an ipod jack or a tape player. Mom: How about a nice stereo system so I don't have to worry about you having headphones in while driving. Me: Wut, wait...wut?
(someone at work looking in our supply cabinet for phone message pads)
Dude: Do we have pads for phone messages? I can't find them... Me: I'm pretty sure we do Dude: I did "man look" for them though Me: *goes to cabinet and the pads are staring me right in the face*
So I was driving back from school yesterday listening to our FM station 97.1 (hard rock) when I overheard this exchange happen as the DJ's were talking about the Soundgarden concert that was going to be in the area that night:
DJ #1: So is anyone opening for Soundgarden or is it just them?
DJ #2: It says here that Mastodon is opening for them.
DJ #1: Oh really? Are they like a local opener or have they been touring with them?
DJ #2: I think they're a touring band.
They then played a couple older Mastodon songs that they said they liked but still made fun of the harsher vocals saying "oh yeah I'll definitely be humming this one in my car" followed by laughter from the other guys in the studio. They had played "Colony Of Birchmen" which they called the "tree fuckin song" followed by "Crusher Destroyer".
My face through the entire exchange:
I know, I'm surprised they were able to stay awake through two Mastodon songs
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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(someone at work looking in our supply cabinet for phone message pads)
Dude: Do we have pads for phone messages? I can't find them... Me: I'm pretty sure we do Dude: I did "man look" for them though Me: *goes to cabinet and the pads are staring me right in the face*
"man look" indeed
Women have a power of finding unfindable objects that I will never understand.
i bought a couple packs of cigarettes this morning and when i walked out of the store i started packing one of the packs. some lady sees me and says "what did those cigarettes ever do to you?"
even though i heard exactly what she said i replied "what?"
she says something like "you're hitting those cigarettes awefully hard, what'd they ever do to you?"
i responed "well they're gonna kill me some day so i figured i may as well get some pay back."
i bought a couple packs of cigarettes this morning and when i walked out of the store i started packing one of the packs. some lady sees me and says "what did those cigarettes ever do to you?"
even though i heard exactly what she said i replied "what?"
she says something like "you're hitting those cigarettes awefully hard, what'd they ever do to you?"
i responed "well they're gonna kill me some day so i figured i may as well get some pay back."
Talking about Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking
Me: It starts out with him talking like he talks, then transitions into a guy with his accent. Friend: Accent? English or computer? Does the guy speak Macintosh?
(me and 2 co-workers were talking about taking blood pressure, and I let one of them listen to what it sounds like the last time I brought my stethoscope and BP cuff in)
Me: If I wasn't afraid of Diane walking in at any given moment, I'd go out to my car and get my blood pressure stuff and let you listen to what it sounds like. Vicki: She has been gone a while...how long has she been gone? Me: ............................long enough for her to walk in at any given moment.
this was someones comment on yahoo regarding the fucking retard hank williams jr getting let go from the monday night football thingy:
K West can call Bush a racist, compare him to Hitler and no one has an issue with that? But let a white guy do the same and it is a big issue? Mr. Lincoln, I wish you were here!
I am sure if he had it to do all over again, he would change nothing.
One thing about this whole thing is, Hank isn't losing any sleep over it and he sure don't need the money. I'll wager it won't stop him from speaking his mind onward.
these are the user comments that had the most thumbs up based on the article
sweet mary and joseph, and people wonder why we elect dumbfucks into office because the american people are dumbfucks.. i honestlydont even know why we should be that proud of our country as americans..compared to the rest of the world we have a pretty sweet deal but we dont live up to our own ideals and most the people who live in this country literally have no idea what there talking about
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Me: Kvelertak shirts shouldn't be more than $20, right?
Alex: That's what I'm banking on, but they're European, so yeah.
Me: $20 is probably the best bet probably.
Alex: lol euros
Me: Euros?
Alex: Europeans
Me: Europeans playing at Europa. Hopefully they don't charge in euros.
Alex: Yeah, that was bad.
Me: Too dorky even for me.
Alex: Indeed. Quite.
Me: Do you expect anything less for me? Hah.
Alex: Not really, no.
Yeah, I'm a dork. Bad joke was bad.
Dee: Is Barb gone?
Me: OTL
Dee: OMG
Me: IKR
*pauses*
Dee: LMAO
And then we really laughed out loud.
Dee: (showing me the desired starting wage) This guy must not know us...he want's $20/hour.
DJ #1: So is anyone opening for Soundgarden or is it just them?
DJ #2: It says here that Mastodon is opening for them.
DJ #1: Oh really? Are they like a local opener or have they been touring with them?
DJ #2: I think they're a touring band.
They then played a couple older Mastodon songs that they said they liked but still made fun of the harsher vocals saying "oh yeah I'll definitely be humming this one in my car" followed by laughter from the other guys in the studio. They had played "Colony Of Birchmen" which they called the "tree fuckin song" followed by "Crusher Destroyer".
My face through the entire exchange:
Me: Not really. Sounds stupid but the only thing I really want is an ipod jack or a tape player.
Mom: How about a nice stereo system so I don't have to worry about you having headphones in while driving.
Me: Wut, wait...wut?
Dude: Do we have pads for phone messages? I can't find them...
Me: I'm pretty sure we do
Dude: I did "man look" for them though
Me: *goes to cabinet and the pads are staring me right in the face*
"man look" indeed
"what did those cigarettes ever do to you?"
even though i heard exactly what she said i replied "what?"
she says something like "you're hitting those cigarettes awefully hard, what'd they ever do to you?"
i responed "well they're gonna kill me some day so i figured i may as well get some pay back."
da fuck? @-)
Talking about Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking
Me: It starts out with him talking like he talks, then transitions into a guy with his accent.
Friend: Accent? English or computer? Does the guy speak Macintosh?
Me: If I wasn't afraid of Diane walking in at any given moment, I'd go out to my car and get my blood pressure stuff and let you listen to what it sounds like.
Vicki: She has been gone a while...how long has she been gone?
Me: ............................long enough for her to walk in at any given moment.
We laugh, and then my boss walks in.
Charles (an Asian kid): Holy shit! Tokyo Drift is going to get his little chopstick wet!
Alex: That's so wrong. But you're Asian, so it's so right.
I'm watching Jerry Only's version of The Misfits right now. They sound like "Creed shreds."
K West can call Bush a racist, compare him to Hitler and no one has an issue with that? But let a white guy do the same and it is a big issue? Mr. Lincoln, I wish you were here!
I am sure if he had it to do all over again, he would change nothing.
One thing about this whole thing is, Hank isn't losing any sleep over it and he sure don't need the money. I'll wager it won't stop him from speaking his mind onward.
these are the user comments that had the most thumbs up based on the article
sweet mary and joseph, and people wonder why we elect dumbfucks into office because the american people are dumbfucks.. i honestlydont even know why we should be that proud of our country as americans..compared to the rest of the world we have a pretty sweet deal but we dont live up to our own ideals and most the people who live in this country literally have no idea what there talking about