yea if only lincoln was here to see the bumblimg drunken idiot Hank Williams Jr ramble on incoherently about obama regarding hitler...He would have a tear his eye!!!!
Well, realistically Lincoln would be considered a racist by today's standards.
And omg, I hate it when people compare presidents to Hitler. Even as much as I do not like George Bush that is so offensive and wrong to compare him to that.
Me: *looking at funny gifs people made form the Maury show* Maury seems like the type of guy who would totally be into auto-erotic asphyxiation. Boyfran: Dude I was just thinking that! I can totally see him sitting by the bathroom door with a belt around his neck while he jerks off and choking in just tube socks!
Today at work during huddle (gay meeting that takes everyone away from their work)...
AP team lead: So we have a guy who's taking silverware from our store. He takes them out of the packaging and puts them in his pockets. He's hit our store twice now.
fellow employee: Why don't you guys stop him then?
Yeah. He wasn't talking about lips you speak with either. The class got more awkward after that. The guy next to me was beat red the entire time. Think he might have had a problem in the nether regions.
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"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Today at work during huddle (gay meeting that takes everyone away from their work)...
AP team lead: So we have a guy who's taking silverware from our store. He takes them out of the packaging and puts them in his pockets. He's hit our store twice now.
fellow employee: Why don't you guys stop him then?
AP team lead: Fuck you, that's why.
fuck huddles. Im actually not allowed to talk at them anymore because i just say smartass comments
Past member from the boards some probably remember: So our names match up. First and last. Me: Ah I guess they do. Well I minus the part where my full names is Charles..unless your name is short for...Indiana. Her: Wait wut Me: I meant unless your name is sho-- Her: Wait your name is Charles? You're kidding Me: Nope it definitely is. Her: It can't be Me: But it is Her: But it can't Me: We've been friends for a couple years now.. Her: About 4 years but you're messing with me right?
And that's the story of how I found out my best friend doesn't know my name.
Friend 1: Wait! You're saying he raped more than 1 girl? Friend 2: Yeah, he told her he'd give her a ride..but when she got in the car started driving the opposite way until she blew him. Friend 1: Oh so it was only mouth rape? Friend 2: I'm pretty sure mouth rape is the same as any other rape.
Just do it lol. I'n web last year my teacher was talking to these 2 girls and was like "ok girls lets bang this out quick" I jus stood up and was like zzzzzzzzziiiiing. /thank god that teacher was cool lol.
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And omg, I hate it when people compare presidents to Hitler. Even as much as I do not like George Bush that is so offensive and wrong to compare him to that.
Boyfran: Dude I was just thinking that! I can totally see him sitting by the bathroom door with a belt around his neck while he jerks off and choking in just tube socks!
HE IS SO THE ONE YOU GAIS.
AP team lead: So we have a guy who's taking silverware from our store. He takes them out of the packaging and puts them in his pockets. He's hit our store twice now.
fellow employee: Why don't you guys stop him then?
AP team lead: Fuck you, that's why.
=D> =D> =D>
"There is no other solution but to use the tongue! Not in the way you're used to! You gotta make the lips sing!"
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Past member from the boards some probably remember: So our names match up. First and last.
Me: Ah I guess they do. Well I minus the part where my full names is Charles..unless your name is short for...Indiana.
Her: Wait wut
Me: I meant unless your name is sho--
Her: Wait your name is Charles? You're kidding
Me: Nope it definitely is.
Her: It can't be
Me: But it is
Her: But it can't
Me: We've been friends for a couple years now..
Her: About 4 years but you're messing with me right?
And that's the story of how I found out my best friend doesn't know my name.
Friend 2: Yeah, he told her he'd give her a ride..but when she got in the car started driving the opposite way until she blew him.
Friend 1: Oh so it was only mouth rape?
Friend 2: I'm pretty sure mouth rape is the same as any other rape.