my dad taking his temperature: i think this thermometer is broke...whats the other one? an ass thermometer? my mom: yeah my dad: i almost put THAT ONE in my mouth
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"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
Kasha St John in a horable mood why are gus o stupied sometimes
Jesse James It's just the way we are built
Sara Dydyn oh yeah tell me about it girl! I wish you were working tomorrow. seriously i feel like we both hae stories for eachother
Kasha St John Me tooo I feather work than be home ! Was planing spend day shopping with my best friend havnt seen in 6 months we been friends since 2nd grade an mom said no and than me an her got in a huge huge fight
Listening to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" in the car with a friend. They get to the part where the people in the song go "T.G.I.F! T.G.I.F!"
Friend: What are they spelling out? Me: T.G.I.F. Friend: *Looks at me with a blank face* Me: T.G.I.F? Friend: What does that mean? Me: Thank God it's Friday... Friend: LOL I've never heard that before! Me: Wat. Why do you think they call it T.G.I Friday's? Friend: OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE, LOLOLOL THAT'S SO AMAZING! Me: Kristin, you're a fucking retard.
Listening to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" in the car with a friend. They get to the part where the people in the song go "T.G.I.F! T.G.I.F!"
Friend: What are they spelling out? Me: T.G.I.F. Friend: *Looks at me with a blank face* Me: T.G.I.F? Friend: What does that mean? Me: Thank God it's Friday... Friend: LOL I've never heard that before! Me: Wat. Why do you think they call it T.G.I Friday's? Friend: OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE, LOLOLOL THAT'S SO AMAZING! Me: Kristin, you're a fucking retard.
She's my bff, but she amuses me with many face-palm worthy moments.
MY BEST FRIEND IS CERTIFIABLE RETARD CENTRAL
BUT WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER AND IT MAKES US DYNAMIC
HIS FAV BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS GANGSTAR WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO SEPULTURA :-))
Mine's worse. She thinks bands like "Plain White Tees" are like, god tier. :-|
HOOPSTAR, THE BEFORE MENTIONED FRIEND, TRIED TO DRAG ME TO A SUBLIME CONCERT, WITCH IS TERRIBLE SINCE IT WAS LIKE LAST YEAR AND BRADLY DIED LIKE 10+ YEARS AGO
I would much rather see Sublime than the pop shit she listens to. :-))
Oh god, another derp moment, I remember once "All Along the Watchtower" came on the radio. I was like "FUCK YEAH, TURN THIS SHIT UP!". She responded with "I don't really like this Beatles song". X_X
I would much rather see Sublime than the pop shit she listens to. :-))
Oh god, another derp moment, I remember once "All Along the Watchtower" came on the radio. I was like "FUCK YEAH, TURN THIS SHIT UP!". She responded with "I don't really like this Beatles song". X_X
HOOPSTAR ONCE TOLD ME "HEY YOU KNOW THAT MIDDLE HANSON CHICK? SHE IS HAWT"
I DID NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM IT WAS A GIRL
I would much rather see Sublime than the pop shit she listens to. :-))
Oh god, another derp moment, I remember once "All Along the Watchtower" came on the radio. I was like "FUCK YEAH, TURN THIS SHIT UP!". She responded with "I don't really like this Beatles song". X_X
HOOPSTAR ONCE TOLD ME "HEY YOU KNOW THAT MIDDLE HANSON CHICK? SHE IS HAWT"
I DID NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM IT WAS A GIRL
Comments
my mom: yeah
my dad: i almost put THAT ONE in my mouth
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me: I took them off because I'm looking at something up close.
Bianca: You're looking at porn?!
me: No... something up close
Bianca: Oh. Actually I have to take a bath speaking of porn.
me:
Kasha St John
in a horable mood
Jesse James It's just the way we are built
Sara Dydyn oh yeah tell me about it girl! I wish you were working tomorrow. seriously i feel like we both hae stories for eachother
Kasha St John Me tooo I feather work than be home ! Was planing spend day shopping with my best friend havnt seen in 6 months we been friends since 2nd grade an mom said no and than me an her got in a huge huge fight
Kasha St John Reather*
Friend: What are they spelling out?
Me: T.G.I.F.
Friend: *Looks at me with a blank face*
Me: T.G.I.F?
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: Thank God it's Friday...
Friend: LOL I've never heard that before!
Me: Wat. Why do you think they call it T.G.I Friday's?
Friend: OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE, LOLOLOL THAT'S SO AMAZING!
Me: Kristin, you're a fucking retard.
BUT WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER AND IT MAKES US DYNAMIC
HIS FAV BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS GANGSTAR WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO SEPULTURA :-))
:-|
SAW LESS CLAYPOOL THERE DOING A SOLO THING
Oh god, another derp moment, I remember once "All Along the Watchtower" came on the radio. I was like "FUCK YEAH, TURN THIS SHIT UP!". She responded with "I don't really like this Beatles song". X_X
I DID NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM IT WAS A GIRL
Oh fuck, that's hilarious.