My english teacher: I hear your dual-enrolling for speech class. Hows that going? Me: Pretty good. My teacher says I'm a natural. Teacher: No, you're just a bullshitter.
friend Chris: holy shit dude me: huh? friend Chris: Mayhem's vocals me: Is that a good 'holy shit dude' or a bad 'holy shit dude'? friend Chris: I don't really know yet, it's like if Dave Mustaine stopped fucking around and REALLY tried to push out his shit.
friend Chris: holy shit dude me: huh? friend Chris: Mayhem's vocals me: Is that a good 'holy shit dude' or a bad 'holy shit dude'? friend Chris: I don't really know yet, it's like if Dave Mustaine stopped fucking around and REALLY tried to push out his shit.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
At 711 back in NJ
Me: *puts condoms and my Slurpee on the counter*
Indian guy: Oh ho ho!
Me:
I'm a young looking dude, so whenever I buy condoms I get the funniest looks from either the cashiers or the people with me in line. Sometimes I buy hella weird shit with them too, like I bought condoms with a watermelon and a Gatorade once.
I'm a young looking dude, so whenever I buy condoms I get the funniest looks from either the cashiers or the people with me in line. Sometimes I buy hella weird shit with them too, like I bought condoms with a watermelon and a Gatorade once.
I told my friend I liked True Blood, and he called me a fag, so I said "if liking gorey softcore starring the chick who played Rogue in Xmen makes me gay, then call me Ellen Degeneres"
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
A couple from this weekend, or there-abouts: Bartender: I'm getting married! Me: Is this a "Congratulations"-type or a "When's the baby due"-type of deal?
Caller [Calling my extension at work]: You're just assuming that. Me: It's a valid assumption. Caller: When I call in, all you guys want to do is argue with me. Me: Perhaps, sir, you should stop being wrong when you call in.
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Me: Pretty good. My teacher says I'm a natural.
Teacher: No, you're just a bullshitter.
Apparently according to the commercials it is free to sign up through like June 13th or something.
So I go to sign up and it says:
"SIGN UP FOR FREE! when you buy our 3 month savings plan"
wait, What?
Me: *puts condoms and my Slurpee on the counter*
Indian guy: Oh ho ho!
Me:
...and for that I deserve a <_______>
>:D<
but to actually answer Brian's question not like a full retard, yes, he was referring to Attila.
But srs, check yo shit nigguh
Bartender: I'm getting married!
Me: Is this a "Congratulations"-type or a "When's the baby due"-type of deal?
Caller [Calling my extension at work]: You're just assuming that.
Me: It's a valid assumption.
Caller: When I call in, all you guys want to do is argue with me.
Me: Perhaps, sir, you should stop being wrong when you call in.