Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Necrothulhu

" You have 45 miles (72 km) of nerves in your skin. No wonder human touch is so breathtaking. Go hold someone you love. Goodnight "

"Not giving your ex directions, because all dogs find their way home"

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

"KILL TIM. BURN FORUMS. FUCKing BEG TO GET BACK ON."

-george

OPP

Me: Don't forget to take your birth contr-
Bianca: Hahaha shhh
Bianca's mom: Haha... how does he know?
Me:

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

-_-

OPP

I was legit scared for two seconds.

NolaFree810

y would u be scared

OPP

Because that would lead her to think that I was keeping track of that for reasons. lol

Gazorpazorpfield

"How the hell do I make that into a kids story?"

-"Spot went to Rover's with his old but not that old friend Missy. Every time Rover turned around, Spot and Missy would be up to no good until finally Rover told them to leave. But they didn't get very far because Spot finger banged Missy on the couch and Rovers dad got pissed and will probably kick Spots ass."

MetalSSlayer

"You're so stupid you use a jukebox as a porta-potty."

Brian

My friends and I were on a roller coaster and all of a sudden I yelled "oh wait, I don't have any legs" and mimicked flying away.

Brian

I was reading a Mayhem Fest article in Guitar World where they asked band members questions, and one of them was for them to finish the statement "I have seen the future of metal and it is..." and Ken Susi from Unearth had by far the best

"I have seen the future of metal and it is hiding in a place where you would never find it. It's in some young kid's bedroom with nobody around telling him it has to sound a certain way. It's in the heart of the kid who feels it, not some shithead who is stealing sounds, samples, breakdowns and riffs, and wearing shitty clothing to try and fit in with the rest of the pack. It's in the kid who truly dreams"

=D>

Adam

I was reading a Mayhem Fest article in Guitar World where they asked band members questions, and one of them was for them to finish the statement "I have seen the future of metal and it is..." and Ken Susi from Unearth had by far the best

"I have seen the future of metal and it is hiding in a place where you would never find it. It's in some young kid's bedroom with nobody around telling him it has to sound a certain way. It's in the heart of the kid who feels it, not some shithead who is stealing sounds, samples, breakdowns and riffs, and wearing shitty clothing to try and fit in with the rest of the pack. It's in the kid who truly dreams"

=D>

That's badass .
\m/

cherry_or_gtfo

Connor=my neighbor's 7 year old son

Me: Hey Connor....pull my finger.
Connor: *quiet*
Me: Pleeease?
Connor: *nothing*
Connor's Grandpa: Be a gentleman and pull her finger!

KridesBrideBritt

Telemarketers phone call.

Lady: "Do you use a walker or cane?"
Me: "Uh, no."
Lady: "Do you have diabetes?"
Me: "No".
Lady: "Do you have life insurance?"
Me: "No, I'm 22."
Lady: "Okay then. Do you have a kid?"
Me: "What?"

1D_for_life

During my training at Six Flags, we were introducing ourselves and telling everyone a few facts about ourselves. I drew a blank as to what I was going to say, so my supervisor asked,"What's your favorite roller coaster?" (hinting at SFOT)
I said,"Millennium Force at Cedar Point." lolz

Gazorpazorpfield

That is a winners answer. Although the Dragster is stiff competition for only being a few seconds.

NolaFree810

During my training at Six Flags, we were introducing ourselves and telling everyone a few facts about ourselves. I drew a blank as to what I was going to say, so my supervisor asked,"What's your favorite roller coaster?" (hinting at SFOT)
I said,"Millennium Force at Cedar Point." lolz

what department do u work in?? i worked at sf for 7 years...

JLRedWing13

Millennium Force, Maverick, and Raptor for me.

Gazorpazorpfield

Really the only two coasters at Cedar Point I can't say I enjoy as much as the others are Mean Streak and Magnum.

JLRedWing13

Why Magnum? That's the most underrated coaster in the park. You never have to wait for it lol.