WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I was sitting in the break room at work warming up my lunch. some lady was also there warming something up and the conversation went something like
overweight security guard: "that looks good" (as he is looking for something in the vending machine)
lady : "better then anything you will get from there"
"he laughs" (its obvious he is poorly trying to hit on her. he gets something from the machine) "be honest! you thought I was going for chocolate"
lady : "okay I admit it. that's cause it is what I would have got"
then they both said two or three more things that just kept making the whole exchange ultra awkward. I just stood on the side lines pretending that I was deaf. man it was awkward. dudes are such idiots sometimes.
MetalSSlayerPosts: 6,164destroyer of motherfuckers
When I was talking to my friend about music.
Him: Yeah, I like a lot of country and stuff like that. What kind of music do you listen to? Me: Mostly metal and rock. Him: Metal? Like Poison? Me:...............
*Guy pulls up next to my friend on a bike, but the road is one lane*
Friend: Hey dude can you just hold back next time? Guy: How about me and 20 Iron Coffins beat the shit out of you and your little truck Friend: I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. Guy: Fuck you *rides off*
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kid: Hey nice Slayer shirt, you faggot!
his friends: hahahaha
me: Thanks! When your mom comes to pick you and your posse up, ask her why she doesn't call me back.
kid:
Me:
That's the first time I've used any "your mom" thing in years.
overweight security guard: "that looks good" (as he is looking for something in the vending machine)
lady : "better then anything you will get from there"
"he laughs" (its obvious he is poorly trying to hit on her. he gets something from the machine) "be honest! you thought I was going for chocolate"
lady : "okay I admit it. that's cause it is what I would have got"
then they both said two or three more things that just kept making the whole exchange ultra awkward. I just stood on the side lines pretending that I was deaf. man it was awkward. dudes are such idiots sometimes.
Him: Yeah, I like a lot of country and stuff like that. What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: Mostly metal and rock.
Him: Metal? Like Poison?
Me:...............
*Guy pulls up next to my friend on a bike, but the road is one lane*
Friend: Hey dude can you just hold back next time?
Guy: How about me and 20 Iron Coffins beat the shit out of you and your little truck
Friend: I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.
Guy: Fuck you *rides off*
"man grandpa you have had that clock ever since i can remember"
he said he had gotten it when i was little so it was like 21-22 years
i asked him if it still worked and he says
"i never turned it on since i got it"
i laughed my ass off
Mindy: please find penguin and harddrive did you find them I'm underwater rotgut right now
Me: Penguin? And okay? Underwater?
Mindy: Yup I'm underwater and I have a fishtail this is soooo awesome
Me: Whaaaa?
Still confused.
1: So Dillon, I gotta ask....Does Brooke have meat curtains?
2: ......kinda
1: Thanks, I was just wondering
His dad: Where are you guys off to tonight?
Friend: the same thing we do every
Monday night... rape and pillage.
his dad: k.