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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,594 spicy boy
    My dad: You know what makes your teeth go bad?
    My 12yr old sister: Yeah. Crystal meth.
    Me and my dad: @-)
    :-))
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Me and my friend were talking about warped tour.

    Victor : Dude i got more money for warped now
    Me: awesome what are we gonna use it for
    Victor: were getting a bottle of goose and a bottle of patron
    Me : Fucking A it's gonna be a huge fucking party.
    Victor: Were gonna be drunk before we even get to chicago
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My dad: You know what makes your teeth go bad?
    My 12yr old sister: Yeah. Crystal meth.
    Me and my dad: @-)
    :-))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Me drunk talking to this kid that just showed up at our fire, he is also named Chuck.

    Chuck: Hey Chuck, are you the kind of straight edge that is way hardcore and doesn't have sex and stuff?
    Chuck: No I still have sex, just the drugs and drinking.
    Chuck: Oh, mazel tov!
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    @-)
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    straight edge kids arent supposed to fuck
    hes not sxe
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    \m/

    We can jam.
    you no dat
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Saw this on 4chan in a thread about a girl trying to whore herself out to pay rent

    "What are you fucking blind? Theres at least 24 fucking active threads offering ways to make $400 a day surfing the internets and taking surveys. Were all millionaires around here from all the survey money. Jesus.... some people...."
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I wore a Testament shirt today and a woman came up to me before work.

    Woman: So, sweetie, what's your favorite book of the bible?
    Me: Huh?
    Woman: Your shirt. Which testament is it referring to?
    Me: The metal one.
    Woman: I don't recall reading a metal testament.

    :-|
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I wore a Testament shirt today and a woman came up to me before work.

    Woman: So, sweetie, what's your favorite book of the bible?
    Me: Huh?
    Woman: Your shirt. Which testament is it referring to?
    Me: The metal one.
    Woman: I don't recall reading a metal testament.

    :-|
    :-))
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I wore a Testament shirt today and a woman came up to me before work.

    Woman: So, sweetie, what's your favorite book of the bible?
    Me: Huh?
    Woman: Your shirt. Which testament is it referring to?
    Me: The metal one.
    Woman: I don't recall reading a metal testament.

    :-|
    :-))
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I wore a Testament shirt today and a woman came up to me before work.

    Woman: So, sweetie, what's your favorite book of the bible?
    Me: Huh?
    Woman: Your shirt. Which testament is it referring to?
    Me: The metal one.
    Woman: I don't recall reading a metal testament.

    :-|
    :-))
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I wore a Testament shirt today and a woman came up to me before work.

    Woman: So, sweetie, what's your favorite book of the bible?
    Me: Huh?
    Woman: Your shirt. Which testament is it referring to?
    Me: The metal one.
    Woman: I don't recall reading a metal testament.

    :-|
    That happened to me with a lamb of god shirt. It was funny.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Not really a quote conversation, but I just asked Bianca if they shoot fireworks off near her and right after I asked, fireworks went off.

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    I love winning with women
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    like the split second after he said it
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    "If I shove apple and banonos up your ass, I'm sure it will be with love too."
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    So, I was taking an order today from a regular (Young guy, drives some big ass black truck) and my coworker came up to re-print a receipt out. Now she's a major cunt who has the voice of a very gay man.

    Cunt: Hey, I need to print a receipt.
    Me: Why? Did I fuck up and order.
    Cunt: No, the lady is saying she ordered more than she did.
    Me: Fine, go ahead.

    Now, she walks away and basically has an attitude for no reason.

    Customer: OMG Was that a man or a woman?
    Me: You just made my day. Yea, that's a woman?
    Customer: No fucking way, that has to be a dude. The voice and everything.
    Me: No, def a woman.
    Customer: Pre-op or post-op?
    Me: *laughing* Nope, 100% natural woman. Though, I do think she has the voice of a gay man. No one likes her here though.
    Customer: I can tell. I can't even believe that's a woman. Are you serious?
    Me: Yep, she gets called "Sir" a lot while taking orders. See ya tomorrow.
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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    A comment from a Bassnectar video on Youtube
    "God damn! This bass is dirtier then my internet browser history!"
    lololololol
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,594 spicy boy
    my dad: "one little push off a cliff and all that shit is mine" LOL
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  • Da_sheepzDa_sheepz Posts: 162
    Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal...

    H.P. Lovecraft

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