My brother: Penguins keep popping up in th weirdest places. Me: Okay. Brother: Seriously. Me: Okay. Brother: Like my bed. I thought it was a pillow but it turned out to be a penguin. Me: You might not want to tell anyone you're hallucinating penguins. Brother: They weren't hallucinations.
My little sister has been stealing my brother's pillows and replacing them with penguin stuffed animals. You guys think I'm odd... Try talking to my brother. )
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Me -"haha, no. He's from Austria"
"It's the same place"
Just kidding. :P
Me: Okay.
Brother: Seriously.
Me: Okay.
Brother: Like my bed. I thought it was a pillow but it turned out to be a penguin.
Me: You might not want to tell anyone you're hallucinating penguins.
Brother: They weren't hallucinations.
"Deep Water: No Swimming....ha...more like Long Path: No Running"
Her: I thought Mexicans were bad... You can't even understand White bitches these days...
Derp: mexicans are still bad even tho i am one. rofl
Her: They fucking suck. If you talk Spanish... I'll stop talking to you.
Derp: haha, yeah i dont speak spanish. rofl
Her: Good.
Me: So....you'd hate on someone and not talk to them because they speak another language? Makes perfect sense.
Derp: i was kinda wonderin bout that too buuuuttt.... didnt wana say anything tbh O_o
Her: Hell yeah!
Me: Well, that's just sad and pathetic.
^^^ That line honestly reminded directly of the stuck up kind of shit Bianca would say.