Then what were you doing over here in good ol'e Sonoma County?
I WENT TO TMCC IN RENO BACK IN 99 THEN I MOVED TO SAN JOSE AND STARTED DATING A CHICK THAT LIVED IN PEDALUMA SO I STATED HANGING OUT THERE A LOT
Petaluma*
Oh that's cool. I love the Phoenix Theater, I almost got Vektor to play there but there was already some artsy shit going on the day they were free ( . It's an awesome venue, but a lot of the people that hang out there now are sort of annoying.
Then what were you doing over here in good ol'e Sonoma County?
I WENT TO TMCC IN RENO BACK IN 99 THEN I MOVED TO SAN JOSE AND STARTED DATING A CHICK THAT LIVED IN PEDALUMA SO I STATED HANGING OUT THERE A LOT
Petaluma*
Oh that's cool. I love the Phoenix Theater, I almost got Vektor to play there but there was already some artsy shit going on the day they were free ( . It's an awesome venue, but a lot of the people that hang out there now are sort of annoying.
Me and my friend were eating at taco bell before we hit up the strip club.
Me: Dude this crunchwrap is sooo fucking good fuck paying to go to the strip club i busted a nut eating this crunchwrap for only 1 dollar. Victor: hahha
I just remembered that like a year ago we were having a family party for one of the holidays and my grandpa gave each cousin a 20 and my cousin Tom's like "Grandpa just bought me a bag of weed!"
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"So basically Josh, if you're not following us over here, what we're trying to say is your girlfriend takes more dick than all the girls in our class combined. Come on, we both know that's a ton of fucking dick. And girls? Let's not even start talking about how much vagina she eats"
Youtube recommends I watch a video called "Day 1: Quitting Heroin Cold Turkey" because I watched a video of the Anal Cunt song "You Quit Doing Heroin, Pussy" )
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes any more. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
That's basically what just happened recently. A guy walked into a bank, gave the teller a note demanding $1 and said he'd wait on the bench for the police.
my dad "i was i was a lawyer making 100 dollars an hour fucking people over, some people say they couldn't do that, id do it in a heart beat" and he was totally serious
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"It's so funny when scene bands do the churchill dog headbang. Anyone get me? Also, when they do the wide legged headbang like they're squatting over a dildo."- Enter Shikari )
" so my mom woke up and said "who u talkin to, katy perry? you wouldn't even get to first base with katy perry." then went straight back to bed. I was like wtf, thanks mom♥"
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THEN I MOVED TO SAN JOSE AND STARTED DATING A CHICK THAT LIVED IN PEDALUMA
SO I STATED HANGING OUT THERE A LOT
Oh that's cool. I love the Phoenix Theater, I almost got Vektor to play there but there was already some artsy shit going on the day they were free
We can jam.
Me: Dude this crunchwrap is sooo fucking good fuck paying to go to the strip club i busted a nut eating this crunchwrap for only 1 dollar.
Victor: hahha
We were laughing for like 20 mintues.
:-))
alex: what is it?
me: theres this thing call a 'fire rainbow'
alex: sounds flamingly homosexual
how clever
My 12yr old sister: Yeah. Crystal meth.
Me and my dad: @-)