Illiminauts, you need to give your friend a stren talkin' too. Just sit him in a room, tie to a chair, and explain to him that his ways are wrong, and he needs to improve his act
Slap, that was one sad attempt at spelling my username.
Nevertheless, I'll take your suggestion under advisement. Some people there's just no gettin' through to though.
Illiminauts, you need to give your friend a stren talkin' too. Just sit him in a room, tie to a chair, and explain to him that his ways are wrong, and he needs to improve his act
Slap, that was one sad attempt at spelling my username.
Nevertheless, I'll take your suggestion under advisement. Some people there's just no gettin' through to though.
Fuckin' typos...
I know what you mean. I know some people who are like that.
Me: Can i have the new 5 dollar box Friend : Can i have a blowjob to the chick that worked there Taco Bell Lady: What's a blowjob Me: just forget about him Her: is he drunk Me: not yet lol
Dayna: Watch, tomorrow morning there's gonna be a blonde bitch at your door, and I'll be like "Oh, is Brian there?" so I can punch you in the fucking face Me: That's how all of my fantasies start........
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
So I was driving a couple co-workers/friends of mine over to my house after lunch so I could get my key to open the pool we work at so we could go in and clean. The topic of music comes up cause they always poke fun at my "satanic death metal" and my co-worker named Clayton turned and asked me the following:
Clayton: So have you ever heard of Odd Future Wolf Gang?
Me: :-|
Other friend: Who's that?
Clayton: Oh you don't know? I'll play some for you right now.
We ended up listening to Tyler The Creator on the way back from my place...it was terrible.
Article on Rise Against's latest album having the same name as Megadeth's. I read some comments n came across this:
"Megadeth is legendary Rise against the machine will never reach that status .. who the fuck does this guy think he is??"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet it was CF. :-W
Well it wasn't just about having the same album name. The guy from Rise Against was like "i dont think people listen to them anymore. No one said anything about us having the same album name."
Then he was told that engame sold 150,000 and he was like "i didnt know people still listened to them..."
Well it wasn't just about having the same album name. The guy from Rise Against was like "i dont think people listen to them anymore. No one said anything about us having the same album name."
Then he was told that engame sold 150,000 and he was like "i didnt know people still listened to them..."
Once Al-Qaida regroups, they have a new target: a Rise Against concert.
Article on Rise Against's latest album having the same name as Megadeth's. I read some comments n came across this:
"Megadeth is legendary Rise against the machine will never reach that status .. who the fuck does this guy think he is??"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet it was CF. :-W
Well it wasn't just about having the same album name. The guy from Rise Against was like "i dont think people listen to them anymore. No one said anything about us having the same album name."
Then he was told that engame sold 150,000 and he was like "i didnt know people still listened to them..."
Article on Rise Against's latest album having the same name as Megadeth's. I read some comments n came across this:
"Megadeth is legendary Rise against the machine will never reach that status .. who the fuck does this guy think he is??"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet it was CF. :-W
Well it wasn't just about having the same album name. The guy from Rise Against was like "i dont think people listen to them anymore. No one said anything about us having the same album name."
Then he was told that engame sold 150,000 and he was like "i didnt know people still listened to them..."
that comment makes me like them even less... WTF!? Who the fuck doesnt know people still listen to Megadeth? ugh...
Dont wanna go to school wanna stay home with my bf an be raped up in his arms all day long tired as hell ! I love you Spencer ♥ txt cell school till 5pm thAn nap time
Exchange I just had with one of my friends who is a very immature 13 year old.
My FB status was "Black Tide's new album drops 8/23. I know what I'm not doing that day."
Nick: We're all gonna be dead anyway.
Me: you don't really believe that do you?
Plus you don't just die. When the rapture happens, people who are "saved" go to heaven, and everybody else watches as the war for Earth between the Anti-christ and Jesus takes place. You can fight, you can hide, or just die, but not everybody is dying on Saturday.
In fact, nobody will because the whole thing is a big joke
Nick: So you don't think it's gonna happen at all? Idk whats gonna happen
Me:No it's some crazy Christian who decided to spend all of his money on billboards and signs. He also said this was going to happen about 10 years ago and nothing happened.
Besides, the world is ending on December 21st, 2012. Everybody knows that...
Nick: Is it deffinitely?
Me: NO dude lmfao the world isn't ending. It isn't ending on Saturday, and it isn't ending on 12/21/12 either. It's not ending any time soon.
The dude made the shit up about Saturday to get attention.
The Mayan calendar just ends on 12/21/12. That's it. Every calendar ends. That's just when theirs ends.
Barring some unforeseen circumstances that result in you getting killed somehow (let's hope not), you will live a long and happy life for many many years to come
Nick: I was planning on dieing Saturday though.. lol thanks.
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Nevertheless, I'll take your suggestion under advisement.
I know what you mean. I know some people who are like that.
Me: Can i have the new 5 dollar box
Friend : Can i have a blowjob to the chick that worked there
Taco Bell Lady: What's a blowjob
Me: just forget about him
Her: is he drunk
Me: not yet lol
That new taco bell box is lacking.
Me: That's how all of my fantasies start........
Clayton: So have you ever heard of Odd Future Wolf Gang?
Me: :-|
Other friend: Who's that?
Clayton: Oh you don't know? I'll play some for you right now.
We ended up listening to Tyler The Creator on the way back from my place...it was terrible.
I read some comments n came across this:
"Megadeth is legendary Rise against the machine will never reach that status .. who the fuck does this guy think he is??"
Bet it was CF. :-W
Then he was told that engame sold 150,000 and he was like "i didnt know people still listened to them..."
chick on fb....raped lol
My FB status was "Black Tide's new album drops 8/23. I know what I'm not doing that day."
Nick: We're all gonna be dead anyway.
Me: you don't really believe that do you?
Plus you don't just die. When the rapture happens, people who are "saved" go to heaven, and everybody else watches as the war for Earth between the Anti-christ and Jesus takes place. You can fight, you can hide, or just die, but not everybody is dying on Saturday.
In fact, nobody will because the whole thing is a big joke
Nick: So you don't think it's gonna happen at all? Idk whats gonna happen
Me:No it's some crazy Christian who decided to spend all of his money on billboards and signs. He also said this was going to happen about 10 years ago and nothing happened.
Besides, the world is ending on December 21st, 2012. Everybody knows that...
Nick: Is it deffinitely?
Me: NO dude lmfao the world isn't ending. It isn't ending on Saturday, and it isn't ending on 12/21/12 either. It's not ending any time soon.
The dude made the shit up about Saturday to get attention.
The Mayan calendar just ends on 12/21/12. That's it. Every calendar ends. That's just when theirs ends.
Barring some unforeseen circumstances that result in you getting killed somehow (let's hope not), you will live a long and happy life for many many years to come
Nick: I was planning on dieing Saturday though.. lol thanks.