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The McFuck Approach

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    mrAPE said:
    I dont think anyone does. He’s like Gary and catz you just kind of humor them until they go away 
    Urah a fhag


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Im telling the truth 

    if i were to hve any emotion towards you it was be sadness not laughter 
    Lolwut =)
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I just saw Tyra Banks for the first time in years. Shes thinkined up looks better than back in the day i wanns stick her butt


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dime said:
    I think you should go all in on making your profile only appealing to Asians. You’re going to have to make some compromises and I think the lessor of evils is music. Finding an Asian that likes your music might be hard so don’t even try. Finding an Asian that doesn’t care that you’re in a band is the way to go. If you go with goth or artsy chick then you can line up the music but you’ll have to deal with their sexuality and fucked up past which is too big of a compromise for you. So put all focus on Asians. Emphasize liking Asuan culture things and that you are a US citizen lol. Take pics that might look more Asian friendly... skip lots of band pics and talking about that... maybe just a small footnote at the end “play guitar in a band”. Your chances for success are higher with this demographic 
     This is terrible advice.

    Why exactly do do you think it’s terrible advice for MC? It was not intended to be advice for anyone else here, nor do I think it would work for anyone else.
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm to drunk to firm a well thought out defense right now just fuck off
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Must be Dime's time of the month. 
    inb4lists
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    > gives advice 
    > group says advice is shit 
    > asks what group thinks isn’t good about advice 
    > it just is, don’t question 
    > :|

    basically the advice was decent but group doesn’t like the source of advice so disagree... got it 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I messaged over 20 different girls on OkCupid today. None have responded =)
    24 hours later. Still true =)
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I messaged over 20 different girls on OkCupid today. None have responded =)
    24 hours later. Still true =)
    What’s your message approach? Boring like “hi”, funny, short, long, carefree, serious, etc? Let’s see an example of your messages 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Basically

    "Hi, how are you? *insert comment about common interest*. Would you be interested in chatting?" 
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    You should message them something really crass and include a dick pic. See what the reactions are. Call it a social experiment
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Absolutely not. I've made it 24 years without taking a dick pic, I intend to go many more. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    No. 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Basically

    "Hi, how are you? *insert comment about common interest*. Would you be interested in chatting?" 
    Oh so the boring, nice guy approach. No wonder you got no messages back. Fuck I almost shot my self in the head reading that cause I put myself in your shoes 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Do you think you might have any creativity in you to come up with something slightly less boring and more witty? For starters you don’t need to point out commonality.... they can read. 
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    VERTIGO said:
    It doesn't have to be yours. Just get one online

    Yeah MC send a pic of a huge black cock and see what response you get 
    If you get  a hook up we'll work on a plan from there
    We got your back bro 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    Do you think you might have any creativity in you to come up with something slightly less boring and more witty? For starters you don’t need to point out commonality.... they can read. 
    Nope. I have literally 0 idea on what to say. Im not funny or witty. And cant bring up small talk beyond anything related to music or vidya (because thats literally all I care about)
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