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The McFuck Approach

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I wont be able to find a woman until I can get over her sexual past. I keep thinking I can, but then I see shit like the questions responses on OkCupid and I realize that I cant. I feel like Im bi-polar sometimed with how I think about relationships, going from "yea I think I can try a hookup with the right circumstances" to "fuck, all these girls are sluts and dont want anything real and long-lasting, I hate dating and I cant accept their sexual past" literally overnight. 

    Its just not the right time for me. My conscience, and desire to develop experience WITH a women overcome my lonliness and lust every time. 
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    You’re just assuming you can’t find a virgin online
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    dude aint no woman gonna tell u about her past sexual escapades anyways


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    fukkit just everone except the fact that mc is suffering from Darwinism survival of the fittest, mc s dna is doomed for a good cause


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    VERTIGO said:
    You’re just assuming you can’t find a virgin online
    One that lives near me, I find attractive, and has similar interests - yea that doesnt exist 
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    When is the last time you met a 20 something year old virgin that was cool and didnt look like she smelled?
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    I dunno. I don't really fuck with 20 somethings all that much. I'd imagine there's a few though. You live in one of the most populated cities on Earth. There's proll at least...4

    Yeah, I'll stick with 4



    At least 4













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    But at least 4
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Nah
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Some of the music you get into is Normie af. Why don't you capitalize on that? There's gotta be some pseudo Normies out there with just a couple of random screws loose that would be into a metal viking with a heart of gold. It'd be like

    MC >Hey, asian secretary that likes Breaking Benjamin, would you like to go out for drinks?
    MC >(doesn't mention cassettes, hentai, etc)
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>Ya, that would be cool. Can you play Without You on guitar?
    MC >I'll make sure to bring my acoustic
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>(panties get wet)...
    MC >You still there?
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>It's just that...I'm a virgin. Is that ok?
    MC >I'll meet you at 8

    #gush
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Question; you drone on and on about building experiences and sharing things with women; you realize you can do that even if she's not a virgin. In fact, she can teach you some shit and then you can go on dates and have these experiences. Maybe even show her some shit no one else showed her. What of you're the first person she's with that plays guitar? Likes metal? Is into nostalgic dork shit? You're mashing a square peg into the round hole and getting mad when it doesn't fit. 
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    um virgins smell too


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    VERTIGO said:
    Some of the music you get into is Normie af. Why don't you capitalize on that? There's gotta be some pseudo Normies out there with just a couple of random screws loose that would be into a metal viking with a heart of gold. It'd be like

    MC >Hey, asian secretary that likes Breaking Benjamin, would you like to go out for drinks?
    MC >(doesn't mention cassettes, hentai, etc)
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>Ya, that would be cool. Can you play Without You on guitar?
    MC >I'll make sure to bring my acoustic
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>(panties get wet)...
    MC >You still there?
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>It's just that...I'm a virgin. Is that ok?
    MC >I'll meet you at 8

    #gush

    mrAPE said:
    This isn’t fucking high school and you shouldn’t have stupid dreams like that. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Dime said:
    Question; you drone on and on about building experiences and sharing things with women; you realize you can do that even if she's not a virgin. In fact, she can teach you some shit and then you can go on dates and have these experiences. Maybe even show her some shit no one else showed her. What of you're the first person she's with that plays guitar? Likes metal? Is into nostalgic dork shit? You're mashing a square peg into the round hole and getting mad when it doesn't fit. 
    Im talking about sex because that is the one thing exclusive to a relationship. I talk about and experince retro dork shit and guitars with my friends. What separates that is the intimacy. If shes already been intimate, experienced it all with another guy, and learned what shes into with another guy - thats something we dont be experiencing together. Then we might as well just be friends. 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    When is the last time you met a 20 something year old virgin that was cool and didnt look like she smelled?
    You'd be surprised at how many girls you've met who are objectively gorgeous/hot/beautiful/whatever, who didn't even lose their virginity till their mid 20's because they were self conscious about something. 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Dime said:
    Question; you drone on and on about building experiences and sharing things with women; you realize you can do that even if she's not a virgin. In fact, she can teach you some shit and then you can go on dates and have these experiences. Maybe even show her some shit no one else showed her. What of you're the first person she's with that plays guitar? Likes metal? Is into nostalgic dork shit? You're mashing a square peg into the round hole and getting mad when it doesn't fit. 
    Im talking about sex because that is the one thing exclusive to a relationship. 

    inb4lists
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I mean, I dont fuck my friends. I do share games and music with them. So yea... 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    idk a hand job is nice every once in a while, from friends foes from just about anyone its all good


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Dime said:
    Question; you drone on and on about building experiences and sharing things with women; you realize you can do that even if she's not a virgin. In fact, she can teach you some shit and then you can go on dates and have these experiences. Maybe even show her some shit no one else showed her. What of you're the first person she's with that plays guitar? Likes metal? Is into nostalgic dork shit? You're mashing a square peg into the round hole and getting mad when it doesn't fit. 
    Im talking about sex because that is the one thing exclusive to a relationship. 

    ff had pussaez once now he thinks he is the shit and can lolz at losers


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