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The McFuck Approach

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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I'm not laughing at MC, just at the notion that sex is exclusive to relationships. I'm not "the shit" at anything, just realistic. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    I'm not laughing at MC, just at the notion that sex is exclusive to relationships. I'm not "the shit" at anything, just realistic. 
    ure the shit at bein a flamin fhaggot


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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    VERTIGO said:
    Some of the music you get into is Normie af. Why don't you capitalize on that? There's gotta be some pseudo Normies out there with just a couple of random screws loose that would be into a metal viking with a heart of gold. It'd be like

    MC >Hey, asian secretary that likes Breaking Benjamin, would you like to go out for drinks?
    MC >(doesn't mention cassettes, hentai, etc)
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>Ya, that would be cool. Can you play Without You on guitar?
    MC >I'll make sure to bring my acoustic
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>(panties get wet)...
    MC >You still there?
    sexyasiansecretarythatlikesbb>It's just that...I'm a virgin. Is that ok?
    MC >I'll meet you at 8

    #gush

    mrAPE said:
    This isn’t fucking high school and you shouldn’t have stupid dreams like that. 
    Ya never know
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    I think the biggest reason I know there’s someone for you is that I have seen at least 3 dudes in my life that shouldn’t have had a chance in hell at getting their dream women. And they miraculously did...somehow. And none of them were as talented or as attractive as you are. I see no reason you can’t get what you want as well. 
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    oh its his holy than thou attitudes


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    ... said:
    I'm not laughing at MC, just at the notion that sex is exclusive to relationships. I'm not "the shit" at anything, just realistic. 
    Ok well for me, its something to only be part of a romantic relationship
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    that was harsh Edly


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Its all a dumb waste of time. Ed's right.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    neva take advice from a pimp like Edly


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Ed likes xxxtentacion, his opinion is irrelevant. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Ed likes xxxtentacion, his opinion is irrelevant. 
    ? wut u fhagz not approved of with this dont make me fukkin research ill fukkin troll this place


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I mean, I still like As I Lay Dying.... 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    fukku ff i hate u go n die


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Except it's still gotten like ten times more action than you even with that statistic 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ... said:
    This is exactly for you. 
    Idk it really weirded me out seeing girl after girl like "Im bi, I fuck on the first couple dates, I like being choked". Im just too vanilla and inexperienced for girls these days. 
    For what it’s worth - when I was online dating and I’d see profiles of girls in the 20-27 year old range I too would get annoyed with the I’m bi or “I’m Polyamory, google if you don’t know”. It’s like the new hip thing to say for girls in that age bracket and it’s annoying as fuck because I’m pretty sure it’s not something they can really handle. 

    Id suggest older women MC because they don’t suffer from that stupidity... but then you have a whole new set of baggage... kids, divorces, etc. pick your poison 

    but like we’ve always said... it’s a numbers game. Sort through all the trash and you might find that gem you’re looking for
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    I kinda just wanna give up again tbh. It really shellshocked me to see how sexually active and outwardly kinky girls these days are. Like in the back of my mind I kinda knew that Id probably have to suck it up and end up dating a girl who has had "some" sex before, but man, these girls are absolute sluts. And its kind of fucked with my head. 

    Im going to try talking to some of these girls still... But I HIGHLY doubt I will ever meet up with them, and I highly doubt I will ever be ok with dating any of them. 

    Why cant I find someone cool who isnt all about the dick? I can find girls who I match at like 80%+ with in ever category, but with sex Im always at like 60% or less. 
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