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The McFuck Approach

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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Paragraphs of dooooooommmm
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Sorry bruv. 
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So hey just asking for a friend but is that offer for anyone or just MC?
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Offer is exclusive to virgins. So MC or Todd
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Dime is still on that list.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    VERTIGO said:
    I think you just need to be a total savant about it and just put up a profile that you think is suitable for who you think you are. You just need to exhibit patience. Honestly, and I mean this as a friend, you're standards are to the point where you're just gonna have to expect it to take time before you find someone. Especially on these slut hookup sites. I'm not really sure why you even try there because it's prolly not for you, but that's your decision. You just absolutely refuse to give in (even a little) to at least get a starter girl to get your feet wet. You wouldn't walk into a guitar store to buy a guitar and just buy one based on it's appearance and what you've read about it. You would need to try it out. See how it sounds. Judging any of these women based on their profile shit is similar. Plenty of them will seem cool in text only to be wrecks irl. And vice versa. But you seem adamant about it being a certain way, strictly on your terms. That will just take time. You kinda blow up on these sites if they don't work for you right away and that will just never work. So be honest. Make a profile that says "I'm a gamer, weaboo, schlock horror enthusiast that's got anxiety issues. I'm not looking for hookups, only something long-term with another virgin. Please feel free to make the first move" and just remember to check your inbox every week or so to see if you get a bite.
    This was excellent. I agree. If he’s unwilling to compromise then he needs to lay it all out there (and I mean all)and then sit back and wait and wait and wait. That person will bite his hook if he leaves it out there long enough 

    if you ever get discouraged just remember the song Eaten. The real life guy in that song was looking for someone he could consume! I know you’re picky MC but your requirements are def less obscure than trying to find someone to eat 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I dont even want to be that picky. Like I said: has some common interests, somewhat physically attracted to, isnt a ho. Thats really it. Deep down, thats all I want.

    I just lack any experience, and would prefer to be with someone on my level. I havent been on a date in over 6 years. I need to ease into this. I cant jump into the deep end and try dating a girl who's been with a bunch of dudes and knows exactly how she likes sex, I'll drown. 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Why is knowing what you want a bad thing? And we here the hoe line drawn? Cause I wouldn't consider, say, 2-4 partners in their life as "being a hoe".
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    Most women, especially your age, dont know 100% exactly how they like sex. A lot of dudes dont know what they are doing and dont put the time in to figure out what the women really likes. 

    Also, what a women likes or dislikes with one guy doesn’t necessarily mean shes going to like/dislike it with another. Sex with women is more about the intimacy and bonding. Once you grow that bond shes going to find things she likes to do with you that she may have tried before but didn’t like with someone else because the bond wasnt there. 


  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Get a grip facefuck. Everyone knows that women are either a virgin or they have fucked 18 dudes. No in between
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    ... said:
    Why is knowing what you want a bad thing? And we here the hoe line drawn? Cause I wouldn't consider, say, 2-4 partners in their life as "being a hoe".
    Because I have no idea what I want. I know you all treat sex like its something that doesnt matter, but it still holds a lot of symbolic significance to me. And I think discovering sex for the first time together with someone else and discovering what you want together is very important. I also still think its best when you keep your sexual experience to ONE partner. 

    2-4 isnt the worst thing ever, but you have to keep in mind, most girls online have like 20 or more. Every time a girl gets a new partner, the amount of bonding hormornes released during sex decreases compared to her previous partner. Meaning she is physically bonding to you less than the dude who fucked her before you. You also have to remember having 2-4 partners doesnt just mean theyve only had sex 2-4 times. They could have had it 100 times with those 2-4 people. So being somebody who has never had it, I am not compatible with that. 

    All I will see in that relationship is the other men that have been there before me. 
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    Dude you are so wrong with that statement i dont even know where to start. 

    Women generally dont even bond on a physical level. Its a mental thing for them. Thats why ts hard for a lot of women to get off with random partners. Women dont just magically get off like guys do. The reason why they hook up with dudes is because they need to feel wanted. They need the validation that someone needs them, even if only briefly. Its not usually a physical thing. 

    Make a women feel wanted and shes going to bond with you and show you things you didnt even know were possible. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    It'd be like picking up a guitar for the very first time and walking over to Steve Vai and being like "hey lets form a band". You'd drown. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Dude you are so wrong with that statement i dont even know where to start. 

    Women generally dont even bond on a physical level. Its a mental thing for them. Thats why ts hard for a lot of women to get off with random partners. Women dont just magically get off like guys do. The reason why they hook up with dudes is because they need to feel wanted. They need the validation that someone needs them, even if only briefly. Its not usually a physical thing. 

    Make a women feel wanted and shes going to bond with you and show you things you didnt even know were possible. 
    False. The levels of oxytocin decrease with each partner. 

    Also evidence suggest women with more sexual partners are more inclinced to produce alcohol and drug abuse, and have mental health disorders  

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I dont even want to be that picky. Like I said: has some common interests, somewhat physically attracted to, isnt a ho. Thats really it. Deep down, thats all I want.

    I just lack any experience, and would prefer to be with someone on my level. I havent been on a date in over 6 years. I need to ease into this. I cant jump into the deep end and try dating a girl who's been with a bunch of dudes and knows exactly how she likes sex, I'll drown. 
    You define “ho” as any girl who has had sex once :|

    thats picky man. And you really are making a big deal over your lack of experience for nothing 

    When I lost my virginity at 19, I too was so fearful over my lack of experience that I told my first gf (who was also my first kiss, first sex, first a lot of things) that I had been with 5 girls before her. Ridiculous huh? I honestly felt that if she knew I was a virgin she’d reject me. This sounds so stupid to me now... and I told her many years later that she was my first. She didn’t believe me initially and thought my reason for lying was silly.

    anyways take it from me... you’re making a mountain out of a mole hole and honestly you’d probably find most girls are happy they are your first 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I dont even want to be that picky. Like I said: has some common interests, somewhat physically attracted to, isnt a ho. Thats really it. Deep down, thats all I want.

    I just lack any experience, and would prefer to be with someone on my level. I havent been on a date in over 6 years. I need to ease into this. I cant jump into the deep end and try dating a girl who's been with a bunch of dudes and knows exactly how she likes sex, I'll drown. 
    You define “ho” as any girl who has had sex once :|

    thats picky man. And you really are making a big deal over your lack of experience for nothing 

    When I lost my virginity at 19, I too was so fearful over my lack of experience that I told my first gf (who was also my first kiss, first sex, first a lot of things) that I had been with 5 girls before her. Ridiculous huh? I honestly felt that if she knew I was a virgin she’d reject me. This sounds so stupid to me now... and I told her many years later that she was my first. She didn’t believe me initially and thought my reason for lying was silly.

    anyways take it from me... you’re making a mountain out of a mole hole and honestly you’d probably find most girls are happy they are your first 
    Yea, I want to be somebody's first too. Its important to me. 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Right and so finding a virgin is going to take time! That’s fucking picky man. You can’t say “I’m not picky” but then say it’s a requirement that they are a virgin like you. Nothing wrong with being picky but just own up to it... put it all out there like Satan said and then just wait for that one special fish you are looking for to come bite your hook 
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    I dont even want to be that picky. Like I said: has some common interests, somewhat physically attracted to, isnt a ho. Thats really it. Deep down, thats all I want.

    I just lack any experience, and would prefer to be with someone on my level. I havent been on a date in over 6 years. I need to ease into this. I cant jump into the deep end and try dating a girl who's been with a bunch of dudes and knows exactly how she likes sex, I'll drown. 
    You define “ho” as any girl who has had sex once :|

    thats picky man. And you really are making a big deal over your lack of experience for nothing 

    When I lost my virginity at 19, I too was so fearful over my lack of experience that I told my first gf (who was also my first kiss, first sex, first a lot of things) that I had been with 5 girls before her. Ridiculous huh? I honestly felt that if she knew I was a virgin she’d reject me. This sounds so stupid to me now... and I told her many years later that she was my first. She didn’t believe me initially and thought my reason for lying was silly.

    anyways take it from me... you’re making a mountain out of a mole hole and honestly you’d probably find most girls are happy they are your first 
    Yea, I want to be somebody's first too. Its important to me. 
    Shoulda had sex 6 years ago then faggot
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