At lunch today, my friend and I were discussing bisexuality (today was Day Of Silence which was a silent protest on bullying of homosexuals which is the dumbest idea ever because since when does bottling things up solve anything?)
Me: A lot of people just say they are because they're attention whores. "Oh yeah, I'm bisexual." Well have you ever actually been with someone of the same sex? "No..." Then I guess you aren't. That would be like me saying I'm a magician. "Oh, do you know any cool magic tricks?" No, but it sounds cool right?
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Coworker: What are "titties"? (She's 22 year old female) Me: You never heard the word before? CW: No, what are they? Me: *grabs my tits* These are "titties". CW: Oh, I feel stupid now, I never heard the expression before.
Coworker: What are "titties"? (She's 22 year old female) Me: You never heard the word before? CW: No, what are they? Me: *grabs my tits* These are "titties". CW: Oh, I feel stupid now, I never heard the expression before.
"Hey everyone! Since JAW (Jesus Awareness Week) is coming up this week, the 17th to the 23rd why don't you start out your week by coming out to the Christianity 101 panel. Monday 9:30 PM. on College Ave in Voorhees. Click the link for more info. Hope to see you all there!"
Looks like we have some trolling to do in person. This could be fun.
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The girl across the hall on facebook:
"Hey everyone! Since JAW (Jesus Awareness Week) is coming up this week, the 17th to the 23rd why don't you start out your week by coming out to the Christianity 101 panel. Monday 9:30 PM. on College Ave in Voorhees. Click the link for more info. Hope to see you all there!"
Looks like we have some trolling to do in person. This could be fun.
Friend 1: Tell me why I'm a faggot Friend 2: Because you let Kort (14 years old) blow you Friend 1: That doesn't make me a faggot! It makes me a pedofile!
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but we saw just Halford before at Ozzfest, I don't think I've ever seen him so excited before.
I signed:
Name: Jesus
Reason: Bullies
Friend:
Name: Pontius Pilate
Reason: Bullying
I tell you guys what, if I ever contract a terminal disease, I don't want help or chemo. I just want to enjoy the fuck out of the time I have left.
All of you have permission to pull the plug on me if I'm on life support too.
Me: A lot of people just say they are because they're attention whores. "Oh yeah, I'm bisexual." Well have you ever actually been with someone of the same sex? "No..." Then I guess you aren't. That would be like me saying I'm a magician. "Oh, do you know any cool magic tricks?" No, but it sounds cool right?
Me: You never heard the word before?
CW: No, what are they?
Me: *grabs my tits* These are "titties".
CW: Oh, I feel stupid now, I never heard the expression before.
TITTIES!
"Hey everyone! Since JAW (Jesus Awareness Week) is coming up this week, the 17th to the 23rd why don't you start out your week by coming out to the Christianity 101 panel. Monday 9:30 PM. on College Ave in Voorhees. Click the link for more info. Hope to see you all there!"
Looks like we have some trolling to do in person. This could be fun.
Dad:yeah but not with the light on
:-))
Friend 2: Because you let Kort (14 years old) blow you
Friend 1: That doesn't make me a faggot! It makes me a pedofile!