Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Shanez_Wife

"Go with the crack. WAIT that came out wrong. " From a cop in drive thru. His credit card strip was cracked and I had to fuck w/ it to get it to work.

KridesBrideBritt

Dave: "Patrick Bateman? Patrick Batman! Holy shit! Batman is a serial killer!"
Alex: "Shut the fuck up."
Me: *laughs uncontrollably* "You two just need to get married already."
Dave: "I doubt Alex would look good in a dress, so I'll pass."

MetalSSlayer

"When was your last right turn? 10 miles ago? Turn your damn blinker off!"

SkullAndCrossbones

when its really cold outside sometimes my dad will say:

"Man, its colder then a witch's tit out there!"

i dont really know what thats supposed to mean but it cracks me up every time :-))

sbs_will

I came home with very obvious hiccies today.

My grandma: What's eating you lately?

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

We need to get you away from that vacuum cleaner, Will.

KridesBrideBritt

My friend Jeff: "So, wait? Mean Girls is a documentary?"
His girlfriend: "Yeah. Didn't you know?"
Jeff: "No. Wow. That's mindblowing."

sbs_will

We need to get you away from that vacuum cleaner, Will.

Anyway, I remembered Biancas' old quote, and I told em I ran into a door.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

me: hm the sicilian mafia...probably some of my relatives. im half sicilian
alex: i thought you were fully italian

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Bianca: Hah... Gunther... that reminded me of on Family Guy when that girl fell down the well.

Me: You mean was killed in the bus crash?

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

no more tits

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B-)

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

[-(

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

enjoy that last time you saw them

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JLRedWing13

Oh snap.

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RAZOR

I'm just gonna lump everything that's been said over the past two days as a favorite quote. :bz

Episode

Lolz nigguh just got tossed under the bus.