The biggest fattest, ugliest nigger at my job told a black guy, "I don't use black slang language, I'm a white at heart". She uses "yo" at least twice in a sentence and is the most nigger anyone can ever get. However, she is borderline sexually harrassing this new white kid at my job. She's scaring him.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
At lunch today, my friend and I were discussing bisexuality (today was Day Of Silence which was a silent protest on bullying of homosexuals which is the dumbest idea ever because since when does bottling things up solve anything?)
Me: A lot of people just say they are because they're attention whores. "Oh yeah, I'm bisexual." Well have you ever actually been with someone of the same sex? "No..." Then I guess you aren't. That would be like me saying I'm a magician. "Oh, do you know any cool magic tricks?" No, but it sounds cool right?
Just came back from a friend's house. We were talking about music and got on the subject of Jimi Hendrix...
Him: You know he overdosed on crack, right? Me: LOL dude, he died from drinking too much red wine! Him: OMG, he died?! When did that happen?! Me: ...Are you... are you serious? Him: Uh, yeah. I had no idea! Me: I might as well let you know Janis Joplin is dead, too. Him: Who's that?
Just came back from a friend's house. We were talking about music and got on the subject of Jimi Hendrix...
Him: You know he overdosed on crack, right? Me: LOL dude, he died from drinking too much red wine! Him: OMG, he died?! When did that happen?! Me: ...Are you... are you serious? Him: Uh, yeah. I had no idea! Me: I might as well let you know Janis Joplin is dead, too. Him: Who's that?
My dad: "There's been more tomatoes in the past week than the past few months." My brother: "What? Tomatoes?" My dad: "Sorry, I meant tornadoes." My brother: "Tomatoes are nothing like tornadoes." My dad: "I'm cutting tomatoes. Shut the fuck up, you smart ass little shit."
My dad: "There's been more tomatoes in the past week than the past few months." My brother: "What? Tomatoes?" My dad: "Sorry, I meant tornadoes." My brother: "Tomatoes are nothing like tornadoes." My dad: "I'm cutting tomatoes. Shut the fuck up, you smart ass little shit."
My English teacher makes us write stupid journal topics that he doesn't read, he just stamps if we do them, so I've began to just go off on a tangent for the lulz on all of them.
Here's an excerpt from today's journal on "How do I feel when the lights are off and I'm in my bed?":
"This friday we have off because it is Good Friday, where we celebrate the death of fictional character Jesus Christ. After his death, Jesus was reincarnated into a rabbit that gave out gifts. Unfortunately, the Jews snatched up all the presents. Historians believe this to be the source of the conflict between Israel and Palestine."
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Lol my language teacher doesn't even do anything with our journal...Sometimes she glances at it. So I either re-date a previous entry so it passes for the day, or I go as far off topic as I can. "What do you think 'X' quote means?" "If I could be any animal for a day, I would chose to be a bald eagle. Just think about how bad ass it would be to not just a gigantic bird of prey, but a national symbol as well. Tell me you would pass that up to be a dolphin, and I'll I tell you about one less person I care about. Stupid Commie."
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Him: You know he overdosed on crack, right?
Me: LOL dude, he died from drinking too much red wine!
Him: OMG, he died?! When did that happen?!
Me: ...Are you... are you serious?
Him: Uh, yeah. I had no idea!
Me: I might as well let you know Janis Joplin is dead, too.
Him: Who's that?
Mfw:
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This is me, doing what I want to do to your friend Ellie.
My brother: "What? Tomatoes?"
My dad: "Sorry, I meant tornadoes."
My brother: "Tomatoes are nothing like tornadoes."
My dad: "I'm cutting tomatoes. Shut the fuck up, you smart ass little shit."
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Here's an excerpt from today's journal on "How do I feel when the lights are off and I'm in my bed?":
"This friday we have off because it is Good Friday, where we celebrate the death of fictional character Jesus Christ. After his death, Jesus was reincarnated into a rabbit that gave out gifts. Unfortunately, the Jews snatched up all the presents. Historians believe this to be the source of the conflict between Israel and Palestine."
Only difference is that I got caught XD
"If I could be any animal for a day, I would chose to be a bald eagle. Just think about how bad ass it would be to not just a gigantic bird of prey, but a national symbol as well. Tell me you would pass that up to be a dolphin, and I'll I tell you about one less person I care about. Stupid Commie."
Jacob: no
I don't
lol
Lea: why?
Jacob: Because Ape strikes me as a big, strong ginger lol
Lea: lmao
so?
Jacob: So unless you come from behind and get a running start.....lol
Lea: I could do it. I'm a big girl. =P
Jacob: <_>
Whatever you say.