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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I was walking back from the dining hall and this guy said this to this friends:

    "We're not the ones that stick eggs up people's asses."

    @-)
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I was walking back from the dining hall and this guy said this to this friends:

    "We're not the ones that stick eggs up people's asses."

    @-)
    O.o
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    "I'LL SLAP MY BALLS INTO HER FACE, I'LL SLAP MY BALLS SO HARD INTO HER FACE SHE'LL BE DREAMING ABOUT BULL JIZZ FOR THE NEXT MONTH"
    -THE BULL WHO'S JIZZ IS STILL LOOSE
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    "shut up, your a junior"

    this douches response response to my friend calling him out, and telling him to get off our table at school.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    was he wearing sweatpants?
    because we only wear sweatpants on friday
    That's because you should only wear sweatpants when you intend on getting down.
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    he cant sit with us
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    "That day is coming up...What's that day where your supposed to pot day?"

    Exactly like that.
    Some stoner freshman chick who I thought was my friends mom at first.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Your friends mom? Am I reading this correctly?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited April 2011
    No, it was a freshmen that me and my friend ran into, and I didn't know her, so I thought that she was my friends aunt or mom because she looked way too old to be as young as she is.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Ohh...well I mixed up the "I" and "thought"
    So I thought the freshman chick thought YOU were your friends mom lol
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Haha no.

    But yeah she was literally like, "Whats that day where you're supposed to pot day?"
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    on facebook....

    Shánique Fair
    We live on front porches and swing life away,
    We get by just fine here on minimum wage
    If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
    I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
    about an hour ago · Like ·


    Sergio Cedeno likes this.
    Melanie McCluskey love this song.

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    Shánique Fair ‎:)

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    Chauncey Scott Jr. Is this a black joke?!

    about an hour ago · Like
    Shánique Fair NO! just because it says slave, and labor doesn't make it about black people.. It's a metaphor.
    about an hour ago · Like

    Chauncey Scott Jr. We live on our front porches we get by in life on minimum wage? Hmmm right
    about an hour ago · Like

    Shánique Fair seriously? you should listen to the entire song... It's about the summer and being outside.. It has nothing to do with black people...




    LOLOLOL
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    "Fuck YOU and your pommes frites" - Jaime Foxx to Gerard Butler
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    on facebook....

    Shánique Fair
    We live on front porches and swing life away,
    We get by just fine here on minimum wage
    If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
    I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
    about an hour ago · Like ·


    Sergio Cedeno likes this.
    Melanie McCluskey love this song.

    about an hour ago · Like
    Shánique Fair ‎:)

    about an hour ago · Like
    Chauncey Scott Jr. Is this a black joke?!

    about an hour ago · Like
    Shánique Fair NO! just because it says slave, and labor doesn't make it about black people.. It's a metaphor.
    about an hour ago · Like

    Chauncey Scott Jr. We live on our front porches we get by in life on minimum wage? Hmmm right
    about an hour ago · Like

    Shánique Fair seriously? you should listen to the entire song... It's about the summer and being outside.. It has nothing to do with black people...




    LOLOLOL
    Hahahaha
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    "Would you like some fries for your fries?"
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    "More soup for your armpit?"
  • myplagueRobmyplagueRob Posts: 1,375
    My dad works night shift so he screws up when he speaks all the time.

    He was driving my brother and I to school when I was in 4th grade and my brother was in 1st grade. My brother forgot to brush his teeth, so his breath smelled.

    Dad: Did you brush my teeth?
    Brother: No? Why would I brush your teeth?
    Dad: Why wouldn't you brush my teeth. You're supposed to do it every single morning before school! (he got really mad at this point)
    Brother: (starting to cry) I don't know why i'm supposed to brush your teeth though. I know I gotta do mine and I forgot too and I'm sorry but why your teeth too?
    Dad: Wait. What?
    Me: Yeah you asked him if he brushed your teeth, dad.
    Dad: Ohh oops.

    and then through all of this he drove right by the school and we were late.

    night shift sucks lol. I've seen him come home one morning, and grab a fork and a glass to eat cereal. Another time last year he poured orange juice into his cereal instead of milk.
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    lol... fuck rob!


    get a license ASAP before you guys do it o'doyle style
  • myplagueRobmyplagueRob Posts: 1,375
    lol... fuck rob!


    get a license ASAP before you guys do it o'doyle style
    hahahhaha I've got my license now so it's all good. Although when we were driving to Delaware last September, we were going over the Goethals bridge from Staten Island into Jersey. I'm scared of bridges and especially that bridge. It's really narrow. He swerved a bit and I thought he was messing around. He told me he was and I got really pissed. Well later in the day he told me that he wasn't messing around but that it was the 1st time he almost fell asleep while driving. Yeah I about hit him lol
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