Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!" -
Kid: So do you guys wait in the parking lot every day? Friend: Yeah Kid: Why? Friend: I guess it's kind of like waiting in Auschwitz parking lot...You know? Kid: No...Why the fuck would you wait in Auschwitz parking lot?
Me: I was watching Ralphie May yesterday. Friend: Yeah I have his autograph and a DVD. Me: Do you feel the need to tell me that every time he is brought up? Friend: Pretty much, just like I feel the need to tell everyone I pet a penguin. Me: I've pet a kangaroo and held a koalo. Friend Go fuck yourself.
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He lost cool points.
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Such a funny movie.
- a old drawing teacher
haha... that whole britt/roommate deal reminded me of that.
Friend: Yeah
Kid: Why?
Friend: I guess it's kind of like waiting in Auschwitz parking lot...You know?
Kid: No...Why the fuck would you wait in Auschwitz parking lot?
Friend: Yeah I have his autograph and a DVD.
Me: Do you feel the need to tell me that every time he is brought up?
Friend: Pretty much, just like I feel the need to tell everyone I pet a penguin.
Me: I've pet a kangaroo and held a koalo.
Friend Go fuck yourself.
YOU WILL SHIT YOSELF
that is just not acceptable
"Yo Brian n Bianca...
U MAD?"