Alex (not the Alex from this forum): Philly is phucking weird. Me: Sorry, it's not stuck up like NYC. Pick me up some Wawa while you're there. Alex: Sure, what do you want? Me: Italian hoagie, no mayo, no onions, extra oil. Alex: Alright, will do. At the Barbary now. Me: Be careful in that area. Alex: Yeah, some guy with a baby carriage tried to buy weed off of us. Me Oh Philly, how I love you. Hah. But sounds about right. Alex: What the fuck is this about being 21 to gamble? WTF? Me: That's not central to only Philly... Alex: Yeah, but still stupid. I also saw a homeless guy beat the shit out of a milkshake. Me: Now I want a milkshake. Philly's got class. Alex: It was a McDonald's shamrock shake, too. That's a wast of a limited resource. Me: Not a fan of the shamrock shakes...more of a vanilla type. Alex: Still, it's not like you can get those any time of the year. Me: True: Well, maybe he wanted a different flavor. Alex: It wasn't even his. Me: That makes it even better! Alex: But now someone doesn't have a milkshake. And that's sad. Me: I think it's hilarious....but then again, I'm a bitch sometimes. Alex: Hah. You're right. Me: Gee...thanks. Must be the Philly in me.
Depends on who I'm talking to...Like I don't have full blown conversations with my guy friends, it's usually "Hanging out today?" and then a couple messages after that deciding what to do. Girls I usually have regular conversations with.
Im at work at the Hilton. 1 of the employees is on her cell phone while cleaning a guests room. While in the hallway she said "Girl you know she gullible for da dick doe"
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Alex (not the Alex from this forum): Philly is phucking weird.
Me: Sorry, it's not stuck up like NYC. Pick me up some Wawa while you're there.
Alex: Sure, what do you want?
Me: Italian hoagie, no mayo, no onions, extra oil.
Alex: Alright, will do. At the Barbary now.
Me: Be careful in that area.
Alex: Yeah, some guy with a baby carriage tried to buy weed off of us.
Me Oh Philly, how I love you. Hah. But sounds about right.
Alex: What the fuck is this about being 21 to gamble? WTF?
Me: That's not central to only Philly...
Alex: Yeah, but still stupid. I also saw a homeless guy beat the shit out of a milkshake.
Me: Now I want a milkshake. Philly's got class.
Alex: It was a McDonald's shamrock shake, too. That's a wast of a limited resource.
Me: Not a fan of the shamrock shakes...more of a vanilla type.
Alex: Still, it's not like you can get those any time of the year.
Me: True: Well, maybe he wanted a different flavor.
Alex: It wasn't even his.
Me: That makes it even better!
Alex: But now someone doesn't have a milkshake. And that's sad.
Me: I think it's hilarious....but then again, I'm a bitch sometimes.
Alex: Hah. You're right.
Me: Gee...thanks. Must be the Philly in me.
Come to the bars tonight??
How bout no...
Your a faggot
Kool
thats pretty much it lol
"(type in whatever one of us was thinking of doing with a question mark)"
the response either
"alright, pick you up at such and such"
or
"nah man, can't tonight"
Made my night