Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

fuck you

Brian

And he's looking at the camera as if to say "I'mma G"

Say a long and meaningful goodbye to your family before you sleep tonight.

Brian

fuck you

Gazorpazorpfield

I was a wee little boy
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Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

lol

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

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OPP

hahaha

Gazorpazorpfield

If it makes you feel better his claws hurt when he latched on..
But he pissed on this other kid, so it could have been worse.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

GOOD!

Brian

GOOD!

Brian

Btw, the orange shirt makes you look GINGER

OPP

Kid in class: "My speech is on how a black man cuts his hair"

Class:
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Rex_Capone420

great pic and caption chuck

1D_for_life

My friend over text "Love like you're 81, fuck like you're 18."
I'm sure she saw it somewhere but it still made me laugh

NOCAP

Djdndjdjfbuwbshxunejeusje

-Dayna

illuminatus917

Just another day in the life.

MetalSSlayer

Britt - Guy sounded like an extremely retarded chipmunk on drugs.

KridesBrideBritt

Britt - Guy sounded like an extremely retarded chipmunk on drugs.

X( Fucker.....I was about to post this in here.

KridesBrideBritt

Okay, I'm going to try to transcribe the weird call. Imagine this in a slurred chipmunk voice.

"Hey. I heard you're from Jersey Shore. You from Jersey Shore? Yes yes. I...uh...I....um. What? Oh yeah. It's Behemoth. Mega Behemoth. Yes. Really. You should call me back. You know, if the gloves don't fit, you should wear socks. Really."

MetalSSlayer

Britt - Guy sounded like an extremely retarded chipmunk on drugs.

X( Fucker.....I was about to post this in here.

Mah bad.