Britt - Guy sounded like an extremely retarded chipmunk on drugs.
X( Fucker.....I was about to post this in here.
Mah bad.
It's cool. I transcribed the call above. Haha. I'm still laughing from it. The call was at 4:36am, I got it at 6:40am and woke up my roommate laughing.
This one needs a little bit of back info. This kid randomly started sitting at our table in lunch...he's a little slow, but not in any special classes or anything. My friend asks him if he plays the skin flute, the kid says no...so my friend tells him to ask the music teacher. Next day
Kid: I asked Mr. Brimmer if I could play the skin flute. Table: *silent stare and then outburst of laughter* Friend: What did he say? Kid: No.
I started feeling bad just because how oblivious he was.
Me and Arlo somehow get on the subject of the pictures Shane and Judy took and posted on the old forums that depict certain "relations".
Me: "So, was the camera like, all up in there?" Arlo: "Well it was like... *makes motion with hand like there's an invisible butt in front of him* you know like if the camera was right here and stuff. It was... yeah. " Then I bust out laughing.
Susan: "Well, he was one of my favorite singers." Me: "Really?" Susan: "Yeah. He died though. Walked out into a blizzard and never came back." Me: *uncontrollable laughter that brought tears* Susan: "Shut up." Me: *still laughing* "I didn't say anything." Susan: "You're going to hell. That was a total black metal way to die." Me: "At least I'll be warm there. No walking out in blizzards." Susan: "I hate you."
Okay, I'm going to try to transcribe the weird call. Imagine this in a slurred chipmunk voice.
"Hey. I heard you're from Jersey Shore. You from Jersey Shore? Yes yes. I...uh...I....um. What? Oh yeah. It's Behemoth. Mega Behemoth. Yes. Really. You should call me back. You know, if the gloves don't fit, you should wear socks. Really."
Finally figured out who it was. My friend Cory fessed up.
Friend 1: Fuck, marry, kill Friend 2: I'll play as long as it doesn't get gay. Friend 1: Oh. Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo, Jerry Jones. ... ...Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Marry Aaron Rodgers. Kill Jerry Jones.
My friend describing to me how her first orgasm ever went:
Her: OMG so I totally got to O face! Me: Haha, DIDN'T IT FEEL AMAZING? Her:lol i didnt relize it, like i was like HOMG awesome and he was all did it happen and im like idk and he was all but like when you have never had it happen before i wasnt sure
My dad: "So my son is looking into one of the Droid 2...Global I think... phones to switch out for his Dare" Guy: "Ah alright... well here's the model your looking for...it's gonna be $199 before service fees." my dad: "....... umm..... we've been Verizon customers for over ten years... do we have any sort of discount?" Guy: *checks info* "... uh not that I can see." me: ಠ_ಠ my dad:
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Kid: I asked Mr. Brimmer if I could play the skin flute.
Table: *silent stare and then outburst of laughter*
Friend: What did he say?
Kid: No.
I started feeling bad just because how oblivious he was.
“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go on tour.”
– Miley Cyrus, on the overnight success of Rebecca Black.
Me: "So, was the camera like, all up in there?"
Arlo: "Well it was like... *makes motion with hand like there's an invisible butt in front of him* you know like if the camera was right here and stuff. It was... yeah. "
Then I bust out laughing.
It's okay, there's lots of n00dz of me floating around on the internet that will probably come back to bite me in the ass later. :-))
-Dayna
Susan: "Well, he was one of my favorite singers."
Me: "Really?"
Susan: "Yeah. He died though. Walked out into a blizzard and never came back."
Me: *uncontrollable laughter that brought tears*
Susan: "Shut up."
Me: *still laughing* "I didn't say anything."
Susan: "You're going to hell. That was a total black metal way to die."
Me: "At least I'll be warm there. No walking out in blizzards."
Susan: "I hate you."
She cut my microphone after that.
Friend 1: Fuck, marry, kill
Friend 2: I'll play as long as it doesn't get gay.
Friend 1: Oh. Aaron Rodgers, Tony Romo, Jerry Jones. ...
...Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Marry Aaron Rodgers. Kill Jerry Jones.
Her: OMG so I totally got to O face!
Me: Haha, DIDN'T IT FEEL AMAZING?
Her:lol i didnt relize it, like i was like HOMG awesome and he was all did it happen and im like idk and he was all
My dad: "So my son is looking into one of the Droid 2...Global I think... phones to switch out for his Dare"
Guy: "Ah alright... well here's the model your looking for...it's gonna be $199 before service fees."
my dad: "....... umm..... we've been Verizon customers for over ten years... do we have any sort of discount?"
Guy: *checks info* "... uh not that I can see."
me: ಠ_ಠ
my dad:
"Oh my gosh! Its a ghost tape!
-"Dude, calm down. Its not a ghost, its just music. You cant touch music. But music can touch you..."
*blank stare*