Teacher: "You okay, Brit?" Me: "I got a headache, hurts every time I move." Girl next to me: "Smoke a blunt." Me: "What the fuck?" Teacher: "Go outside to do that please." Me: "Yeah, I'll get right on that." (I leave to get an Advil but my teacher just looks at me like I'm going to go smoke.)
lol nice, that reminds me about something. My teacher is cool, and she pretty much knows what most people do, and doesn't judge...She was in the peace corps...so yeah.
Me reading paper: Relaxation - People who practice yoga enjoy the mellow relaxation it brings.. -or something like that Teacher: So the potheads and the yogis have something in common Me: I'll give you a hint, I'm one of the two. Teacher: haha oh I'm sure Me: I love yoga
Also, the school shit reminds me of when the teacher was outside before class, and someone would draw a huge dick on the board or write fuck everywhere, and the teacher would come in and rage.
"WHO DID THIS THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE." and no one ever snitched. The whole class would be laughing their asses off.
Also, the school shit reminds me of when the teacher was outside before class, and someone would draw a huge dick on the board or write fuck everywhere, and the teacher would come in and rage.
"WHO DID THIS THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE." and no one ever snitched. The whole class would be laughing their asses off.
WHO SAID THIS, WHO WROTE THIS? NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EATEN A SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS.
Also, the school shit reminds me of when the teacher was outside before class, and someone would draw a huge dick on the board or write fuck everywhere, and the teacher would come in and rage.
"WHO DID THIS THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE." and no one ever snitched. The whole class would be laughing their asses off.
WHO SAID THIS, WHO WROTE THIS? NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EATEN A SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS.
Just now, me and Arlo are talking about my friend who thinks she's a 10 on the good looking scale and how much confidence she has and stuff.
Me: "Hey, I may not be that attractive, but I've got an amazing personality." *snaps fingers in the little gun motions* Arlo: "That's... debatable...."
Just now, me and Arlo are talking about my friend who thinks she's a 10 on the good looking scale and how much confidence she has and stuff.
Me: "Hey, I may not be that attractive, but I've got an amazing personality." *snaps fingers in the little gun motions* Arlo: "That's... debatable...."
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Teacher: "You okay, Brit?"
Me: "I got a headache, hurts every time I move."
Girl next to me: "Smoke a blunt."
Me: "What the fuck?"
Teacher: "Go outside to do that please."
Me: "Yeah, I'll get right on that." (I leave to get an Advil but my teacher just looks at me like I'm going to go smoke.)
Me reading paper: Relaxation - People who practice yoga enjoy the mellow relaxation it brings.. -or something like that
Teacher: So the potheads and the yogis have something in common
Me: I'll give you a hint, I'm one of the two.
Teacher: haha oh I'm sure
Me: I love yoga
LOL.
I love you for this.
"WHO DID THIS THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE." and no one ever snitched. The whole class would be laughing their asses off.
iCarly actually brings the lolz sometimes.
Me: "Hey, I may not be that attractive, but I've got an amazing personality." *snaps fingers in the little gun motions*
Arlo: "That's... debatable...."
Black girl walking past: EXCUSE ME
Me to friend: I think "excuse me" loses it's politeness when you say it like a sassy black bitch.
LOOOOOOL.
Professor: I don't remember.