The suites are on a campus that I wasn't really keen on living on, so I just picked apartment. Sharing a room isn't terrible, just my current roommate and I have hit a breaking point this semester.
Last night..bunch of DJs in one room, "bro" puns flying, this is the best one from last night
Melissa: What are we playing next? Me: Borknagar Alex: Brokenigger? Melissa: Holy shit. Me: That's just gone too far. Alex: Whoops. Good thing we're all white. Me: I'm basically from Camden, you fucker. Alex: Shit. Then you really are a broke nigger then. Me: Shut up and go get me candy. Melissa: (laughing uncontrollably) I love this place.
"common misconception:weed has cancer causing tar, more than cigs, the reason its not as bad is cuz people smoke cigs all day evryday and get cancer from it, the only person to smoke enuff bud to get cancer was marley lmao"
Me: "Why the fuck are you awake? Shouldn't you still be asleep or nursing a hangover? Not banging around like a madwoman." Roommate: "Shut up and go back to sleep." Me: "No can do, you're being too loud." Roommate: "Fine, I'll get dressed in the bathroom." (she walked out)
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-Erik
"i don't read"
Melissa: What are we playing next?
Me: Borknagar
Alex: Brokenigger?
Melissa: Holy shit.
Me: That's just gone too far.
Alex: Whoops. Good thing we're all white.
Me: I'm basically from Camden, you fucker.
Alex: Shit. Then you really are a broke nigger then.
Me: Shut up and go get me candy.
Melissa: (laughing uncontrollably) I love this place.
Shoes indeed! You keep up this nonsense!
I lol'd
Roommate: "Shut up and go back to sleep."
Me: "No can do, you're being too loud."
Roommate: "Fine, I'll get dressed in the bathroom." (she walked out)
"I love the anal sex concept of NPFTD :X
Climb into this guy
Never wonder why
You're a Tailgunner"
They changed the lyrics lulz
Friend: "Is this Lenny Kravitz?"
Me: :-|