Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Brian

No offense dude, but you have a really odd sense of humor. I could understand if the chick was underage drinking or other shit, but it's really not a big deal.

sbs_will

No offense dude, but you have a really odd sense of humor. I could understand if the chick was underage drinking or other shit, but it's really not a big deal.

No, I just thought it was funny because everyone in her family are christain, and she's the only one cool. She's like us (metalhead), and the rest of her family is like the first kid.

NOCAP

Will. <_>

sbs_will

Fuck you Ed. Kesha is terrible.

NOCAP

Do you want to die?

sbs_will

I hear a lot of talking.

sbs_will

MetalSSlayer

a continuous bag of fail.

I think I'm going to start using that now.

1D_for_life

On The Ghost Inside's twitter: "Update: driving to Iowa so Z is blasting Slipknot. Midwest pride, PMA all day. -J"
:-))

JLRedWing13

I think my favorite quote from Dayna is "What a derptastic argument." That or "Menstruating cow."

Gazorpazorpfield

My friend was trying to help this kid with an art project involving lyrics...

Kid: Shit, I need 1 more song
Mike: I have one
K: Okay, what?
M: Shots
K: How's it go?
M: Shots shots shots shots..shots shots shots shots shots
K: Next verse?
M: ...Shots shots shots shots ..shots shots shots shots shots
K: Okay next
M: The ladies love us when we pour our shots
K: Next
M: They need an excuse, to suck our cocks
K: *writes all the way to 'coc'* SHIT I can't write that!
Teacher: Write what? *looks* oh my god. Well that's a detention

SkullAndCrossbones

wtf? a detention just for that? most of the teachers at my high school i went to were really laid back.

SkullAndCrossbones

teacher once watched me write "Leo is gay" on the wall, and when i realized that he was watching me i said "Uhhhhh, someone wrote something on the wall, i was just crossing it out." :-)) he just shook his head and didnt say anything lol.

SkullAndCrossbones

btw, Leo was a friend of mine that was i sat next to in that class he also was watching me write it and he got pissed lol. it was well worth the risk, just to see one of my friends get pissed lol.

Gazorpazorpfield

In third grade we had indoor recess because it was raining...I wrote "fuckers" on a scrabble board and one of the kids told on me...I had to miss three recess'

SkullAndCrossbones

HAHAHAHHHA. theres so many fuckin' snitches in elementry school lol.

SkullAndCrossbones

pretty soon they'll ban Kool Aid, KFC, and watermelon cause black people like it.

dont forget welfare checks

nola hit this one outta the park yesterday. cracked me up :-))

NOCAP

"Who's dick did you have to suck to get shane carwin to follow you"
-Chewy

Gazorpazorpfield

*phone rings* blah blah opening hello's

Friend: I think Mike is gay.
Me: Why?
Friend: He asked me out on a date.
Me: Well shit.

NOCAP

Lol