Yesterday my best friend walked in while I was watching the Alice In Chains Unplugged DVD.
Mindy: Who's this? Me: You should know. You saw them this year. Mindy: Umm. I don't know. Avenged Sevenfold? Me: You've never seen Avenged, Min. Mindy: Oh. Who is this? Me: Alice In Chains you dumbass. Mindy: Oh. The guy with the pink hair (Layne Stalely) is kind of hot. Me: Yeah, if a decaying body with worms is your thing. Mindy: Huh? Me: He's dead. Mindy: Really? But you just said we just saw them. Me: Yeah, we did. Ever hear of bands getting new singers? Mindy: Oh. Me: Just shut up and watch the damn DVD.
Today was a free day in 4th and 5th hour, and my teacher brought in Tetris on his playstation 1 for fun, and this guy is a beast at the game.
So while class was going on, I was kicking everybodys ass, and he was standing there watching, and I was trash-talking him, and he was like,
"Tell you what, if I beat you, you have to donate a dollar to a childrens cancer fund."
And then I said: "What have the cancer kids ever done for me?"
Everybody: "omg that was terrible! Wtf will that was mean!"
My teacher: "Remember to say hi to the devil for me when your rotting in hell."
I thought it was fucking hilarious.
So then when I actually got to play him, he took the controller, and he said "All right, now I'm gonna send you back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of, you devil child!"
Good lord Will do you ever make actual jokes or are you gonna just keep stretching out stupid ass statements like silly putty to try to scrape out a laugh from people?
You're absolutely hilarious, Will. Seriously. I wake up every morning hoping my day could yield a story like that one.
Good lord Will do you ever make actual jokes or are you gonna just keep stretching out stupid ass statements like silly putty to try to scrape out a laugh from people?
Good lord Will do you ever make actual jokes or are you gonna just keep stretching out stupid ass statements like silly putty to try to scrape out a laugh from people?
Well it worked. And I only spoke ONE sentence in that entire quote.
While it was kind of funny...My french class it 10x funnier and even more inappropriate, I just don't quote it in here because I realize it would translate like shit to text.
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Mindy: Who's this?
Me: You should know. You saw them this year.
Mindy: Umm. I don't know. Avenged Sevenfold?
Me: You've never seen Avenged, Min.
Mindy: Oh. Who is this?
Me: Alice In Chains you dumbass.
Mindy: Oh. The guy with the pink hair (Layne Stalely) is kind of hot.
Me: Yeah, if a decaying body with worms is your thing.
Mindy: Huh?
Me: He's dead.
Mindy: Really? But you just said we just saw them.
Me: Yeah, we did. Ever hear of bands getting new singers?
Mindy: Oh.
Me: Just shut up and watch the damn DVD.
So while class was going on, I was kicking everybodys ass, and he was standing there watching, and I was trash-talking him, and he was like,
"Tell you what, if I beat you, you have to donate a dollar to a childrens cancer fund."
And then I said: "What have the cancer kids ever done for me?"
Everybody: "omg that was terrible! Wtf will that was mean!"
My teacher: "Remember to say hi to the devil for me when your rotting in hell."
I thought it was fucking hilarious.
So then when I actually got to play him, he took the controller, and he said
"All right, now I'm gonna send you back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of, you devil child!"
:-))
Fuck off.
Whats with you guys?
It's hard out here in the suburbs. We gotta fight for our comfortable living environment.