So...I clean houses for money...because small town=no job openings...and this morning I went to the house I clean (I know the people), and the 23 year old son is there, so I knock on the door...and I'm in my pajamas...and he answers the door in his pajamas...
Alex: umm...hi? Come in I guess. Me: (holding mop and car keys) ok....are you sure you don't want me to leave and come back..? Alex: No, its ok. *walks off and shuts himself in his room*
Awkward... So I start cleaning and then he opens the door to his room and comes out, walks to the kitchen, and then turns around and says
"If you want any of these rice krispy treats I made, you can help yourself.." Me: "ok...thanks."
And then... he leaves... Not really funny...just really fucking awkward. He is like one of the most shy people I have ever met. lol
I AM DISSAPOINT!
.... it started off as one of those penthouse forum stories; but it ended in a martha stewart living column.
So...I clean houses for money...because small town=no job openings...and this morning I went to the house I clean (I know the people), and the 23 year old son is there, so I knock on the door...and I'm in my pajamas...and he answers the door in his pajamas...
Alex: umm...hi? Come in I guess. Me: (holding mop and car keys) ok....are you sure you don't want me to leave and come back..? Alex: No, its ok. *walks off and shuts himself in his room*
Awkward... So I start cleaning and then he opens the door to his room and comes out, walks to the kitchen, and then turns around and says
"If you want any of these rice krispy treats I made, you can help yourself.." Me: "ok...thanks."
And then... he leaves... Not really funny...just really fucking awkward. He is like one of the most shy people I have ever met. lol
I AM DISSAPOINT!
.... it started off as one of those penthouse forum stories; but it ended in a martha stewart living column.
LOL! This was almost exactly what I thought when he walked out. I missed one hell of an opportunity there. =/ haha
So...I clean houses for money...because small town=no job openings...and this morning I went to the house I clean (I know the people), and the 23 year old son is there, so I knock on the door...and I'm in my pajamas...and he answers the door in his pajamas...
Alex: umm...hi? Come in I guess. Me: (holding mop and car keys) ok....are you sure you don't want me to leave and come back..? Alex: No, its ok. *walks off and shuts himself in his room*
Awkward... So I start cleaning and then he opens the door to his room and comes out, walks to the kitchen, and then turns around and says
"If you want any of these rice krispy treats I made, you can help yourself.." Me: "ok...thanks."
And then... he leaves... Not really funny...just really fucking awkward. He is like one of the most shy people I have ever met. lol
I AM DISSAPOINT!
.... it started off as one of those penthouse forum stories; but it ended in a martha stewart living column.
LOL! This was almost exactly what I thought when he walked out. I missed one hell of an opportunity there. =/ haha
you should always carry a sexy french maid's outfit in with you for emergencies.... like this one.
Unless you have a house in Alabama, sorry hun. It'd cost me too much money to drive out of state and clean a house...especially if I probably wouldn't get any money for it...lol
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I don't give a fuck.
*Continues listening to T. Mills.*
Me: What!? You're going to the hospital?!
Mom: Yeah, I'll be back later
Me: Oh so casual.
I AM DISSAPOINT!
.... it started off as one of those penthouse forum stories; but it ended in a martha stewart living column.
*can't imagine myself in a french maid outfit...*
lol
No fucking bullshit in my thread!
Me: Yeah. And I play whatever they give me, which is mostly indie music.
Him: What are you, a fuckin hippie?
Me: Hah no... I like to play heavy m-
Him: You know, I shot a hippie once.
Me: <_>
Between me and my grandpa's friend yesterday.
We went on Ticketmaster to get the ADTR/BMTH/PTV/WCAR ticket, and I saw the ad for KoRn tickets, and I was like:
Fuck KoRn! So horrible.
My Mom: They're making money aren't they?
Me: Yea, bu-
Mom: Are you?
OH SHI-