Uncle John: Well, I would say that I deserve a few swift kicks in the ass Aunt Inge: I'll drink to that! Uncle John: You'll drink to anything.
Comedy.
My Mom: Save some of the ribs for when they come over. Me: Who's "They"? My Mom: Mark and his daughter. (My moms really creepy friend and his creepy daughter) Me: :-| My Mom: He bought Mcdonalds last night so he could heat it up today for christmas dinner.
I was outside putting the Dog on the chain, and it's one of those ones that has a cable wire with the hard plastic covering, and it was literally hard as a rock and wouldn't move.
We were at McDonalds last night ordering some food, and this group of douchey kids walks in. One of them was like 5-2 on a good day, and tried looking like a hard ass...So my friend goes, in a scottish accent "Do you speak Dwarfism?"
We were at McDonalds last night ordering some food, and this group of douchey kids walks in. One of them was like 5-2 on a good day, and tried looking like a hard ass...So my friend goes, in a scottish accent "Do you speak Dwarfism?"
I was at Mcdonald's yesterday as well and also, some douchey guys walked in
Me: Justin just asked me for a ride, am I supposed to pick him up? Friend: Yeah, and me, Brooke, Kindsay and her boyfriend Me: Oh, good to know. When's the last time you sat four to a seat?
That reminds me at Old Country Buffet one time, a bunch of faggy ass Hardcore bros were in there, huge ass gauges, Of Mice And Men basketball shorts, flat billed hats, all that shit. They tried to start shit with me, waited 'til I got to the car and called me a faggot. -_-
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Know the difference.
I was outside putting the Dog on the chain, and it's one of those ones that has a cable wire with the hard plastic covering, and it was literally hard as a rock and wouldn't move.
My Mom was like:
"I wonder if it's always that stiff."
Me: Justin just asked me for a ride, am I supposed to pick him up?
Friend: Yeah, and me, Brooke, Kindsay and her boyfriend
Me: Oh, good to know. When's the last time you sat four to a seat?
Me: I was just wondering how much it would cost for 3 games
Chick: Depends on what time
Me: Around 8?
Chick: 6-9 it's $2
Me: haha thanks
Girl: Yeah I like them