During a party last night this chick said "teach me how to circle jerk" after hearing the phrase in a Kesha song that was playing at the time. She seemed so enthusiastic to learn how, until we told her what it meant, 'twas quite funny.
During a party last night this chick said "teach me how to circle jerk" after hearing the phrase in a Kesha song that was playing at the time. She seemed so enthusiastic to learn how, until we told her what it meant, 'twas quite funny.
So I'm going to try and recreate my friends story from New Years
Friend: So we were at this kids house for a party, and we were all stoned. But he was in the back room with his girlfriend, and everyone knew they were virgins to we didn't bother them. Anyway, he comes out awhile later and asks if I want to go to the store with him. I saw he was sweating you know, but I didn't bother saying anything. So we get to the store, and he goes to put this thing on the counter, and me and the cashier just see streaks of blood down his arm. It was nasty as fuck, and he knew I knew where it was from. Anyway, the cashier goes 'Hey, you alright? You're bleeding" And then he goes "Yeahhh....I...I punched a deer. Staight through the deer."
you might have had to be there for the hand motion and story together lol
My mom trying to explain to my best friend Mindy that Hilter was Austrian, not German.
My mom: "Hilter was Jewish, not German" Mindy: "Wait? What?" My mom: "Fuck, I did it again! He was Austrian! Austrian!" Me: "Are you sure he wasn't Jewish? I mean, the history books could be wrong." My mom: "Just shut up and eat your soup."
hitler actually was supposedly part jewish in his ancestry, but thats his race not nationality
The story I heard from my teacher last year was that his mom had an affair with a Jewish man, who is his biological father. Idk though, never cared enough to verify on the all-knowing source that is WIkipedia.
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Historians know for a fact that Hitlers biological dad was a Jew. They also speculate that his step-dad, the one who beat the fuck out of him as a kid, was also a Jew. Hitler had an Oedipus complex so he was in love with his mother and a jew beating him and leaving his mom helped develop his hatred for Jews.
My niece got a lot of perfume for xmas. My sister sprayed me w/ one and I asked Shane if it smelled like the stripper he liked. He confirmed. My sister then says "Omg, my daughter has been running around smelling like a stripper"
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Shouldve showed her man
Friend: So we were at this kids house for a party, and we were all stoned. But he was in the back room with his girlfriend, and everyone knew they were virgins to we didn't bother them. Anyway, he comes out awhile later and asks if I want to go to the store with him. I saw he was sweating you know, but I didn't bother saying anything. So we get to the store, and he goes to put this thing on the counter, and me and the cashier just see streaks of blood down his arm. It was nasty as fuck, and he knew I knew where it was from. Anyway, the cashier goes 'Hey, you alright? You're bleeding" And then he goes "Yeahhh....I...I punched a deer. Staight through the deer."
you might have had to be there for the hand motion and story together lol
My mom: "Hilter was Jewish, not German"
Mindy: "Wait? What?"
My mom: "Fuck, I did it again! He was Austrian! Austrian!"
Me: "Are you sure he wasn't Jewish? I mean, the history books could be wrong."
My mom: "Just shut up and eat your soup."
-So you were looking for a pick and found a setlist? That's like looking for the Holy Grail and finding Jesus.
-Oh dear god please tell me this affects me