Him: Hey did you just hear anything? Me: No...why? Him: Josh just picked me up to drop me off at Kortney's, and we were sliding around the turn because the road is still snowy as fuck. And well...we just assassinated your neighbors mailbox. I mean there is no patching that thing together, it is done.
Him: Hey did you just hear anything? Me: No...why? Him: Josh just picked me up to drop me off at Kortney's, and we were sliding around the turn because the road is still snowy as fuck. And well...we just assassinated your neighbors mailbox. I mean there is no patching that thing together, it is done.
"I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport"
-I kinda used Felix as the name of my piece, so in a way you kinda get credit. --You named it Felix? haha Nice -No, it's name is The Bowl Formerly Known As Prince, Now Known As Felix....but we'll just call it Felix
Me: So...any hope I can go to the Maryland Deathfest next year? Mom: A concert? Me: Yea. Mom: How much is it? Me: I think like $40 for each day. Mom: HOW MANY DAYS IS IT?!? Me: 3 I believe. Mom: No fucking way. Me: Come on, we could get a hotel. Mom: And who's paying for this? Me: Split it with me? Mom: Where the fuck is it? Me: I don't fucking know Mom, it's called the MARYLAND Deathfest. Where do you think? Mom: ..........Wisconsin? Me: ........*Facepalm* Mom: What? I thought it was maybe Maryland, Wisconsin. Me: -_- Fucking A Mom.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
Me talking to my Mom today.
Me: So...any hope I can go to the Maryland Deathfest next year? Mom: A concert? Me: Yea. Mom: How much is it? Me: I think like $40 for each day. Mom: HOW MANY DAYS IS IT?!? Me: 3 I believe. Mom: No fucking way. Me: Come on, we could get a hotel. Mom: And who's paying for this? Me: Split it with me? Mom: Where the fuck is it? Me: I don't fucking know Mom, it's called the MARYLAND Deathfest. Where do you think? Mom: ..........Wisconsin? Me: ........*Facepalm* Mom: What? I thought it was maybe Maryland, Wisconsin. Me: -_- Fucking A Mom.
Fuck you. Close minded faggot. Your favorite band is Linkin Park and you have a ShitKnoT tattoo, guess you don't deserve to go right? Shut the fuck up.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
So... what?
Fuck you. Close minded faggot. Your favorite band is Linkin Park and you have a ShitKnoT tattoo, guess you don't deserve to go right? Shut the fuck up.
Fuck you. Close minded faggot. Your favorite band is Linkin Park and you have a ShitKnoT tattoo, guess you don't deserve to go right? Shut the fuck up.
Fuck you. Close minded faggot. Your favorite band is Linkin Park and you have a ShitKnoT tattoo, guess you don't deserve to go right? Shut the fuck up.
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Him: Hey did you just hear anything?
Me: No...why?
Him: Josh just picked me up to drop me off at Kortney's, and we were sliding around the turn because the road is still snowy as fuck. And well...we just assassinated your neighbors mailbox. I mean there is no patching that thing together, it is done.
NICE!!!
--You named it Felix? haha Nice
-No, it's name is The Bowl Formerly Known As Prince, Now Known As Felix....but we'll just call it Felix
"Dude, I'm trying to say this as your friend. Stop sending pictures of your fucking dick to every girl you can. It obviously has not worked. At all."
Me: So...any hope I can go to the Maryland Deathfest next year?
Mom: A concert?
Me: Yea.
Mom: How much is it?
Me: I think like $40 for each day.
Mom: HOW MANY DAYS IS IT?!?
Me: 3 I believe.
Mom: No fucking way.
Me: Come on, we could get a hotel.
Mom: And who's paying for this?
Me: Split it with me?
Mom: Where the fuck is it?
Me: I don't fucking know Mom, it's called the MARYLAND Deathfest. Where do you think?
Mom: ..........Wisconsin?
Me: ........*Facepalm*
Mom: What? I thought it was maybe Maryland, Wisconsin.
Me: -_- Fucking A Mom.
I just said you don't deserve to see Coroner, unlike people like Jay who definitely do.
Fuck you. Close minded faggot. Your favorite band is Linkin Park and you have a ShitKnoT tattoo, guess you don't deserve to go right? Shut the fuck up.