Kid: So she already said she's into some kinda freaky shit.. Me: okay..like what? Kid: Well she said she'd like to role play...like one was a rape fantasy where I tie her up and shit Me: Damn dude I'm sure you can do that one haha Kid: Yeah but the other example she gave me...kinda weird. She wants to play brother/sister Me: Holy shit dude that is kind of too far...All I'm seeing is Joe Dirt right now.
"It's a fucking game! Just play it and find out!" -to a kid that wanted to know what the game was "You don't know a fucking thing."-to a kid that was making fun of her (hah) "Just shut the fuck up and eat your cupcake, you freaking tosspot."-to another kid that was bitching he was denied a point in the game "I love you guys, I really do, but I just need a fucking break from this shit."-at the end of class
I'll miss not having her class anymore.
I love how professors can curse and all because they don't have to deal with public school systems...right? I've heard the professors don't get crap for things they would if they were teaching high school
"I just spent the last 8 minutes shoveling a path through my driveway...in shorts...just to take the trash out. Definitely not one of my 'highlight' moments."
me: "So one of these days, I'm going to get around to watching that one movie you told me about." my friend: "Gayniggers From Outer Space?" me: "Yeah." my friend: "God, that film is just horrible. It's extremely offensive to both gay people AND aliens."
My friend Alex: "So, do you think you're going to pass the test?" Me: "Yeah." Alex: "So, you're going to pass." Me: "I'm going to pass that bitch." Alex: "Don't curse." Me: "Fuck you. I'm older than you, bitch." Alex: "Fine. Only one way to solve this." Me: "And that would be?" Alex: "Pizza and metal." Me: "Sweet. I'm still going to pass that bitch."
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Kid: So she already said she's into some kinda freaky shit..
Me: okay..like what?
Kid: Well she said she'd like to role play...like one was a rape fantasy where I tie her up and shit
Me: Damn dude I'm sure you can do that one haha
Kid: Yeah but the other example she gave me...kinda weird. She wants to play brother/sister
Me: Holy shit dude that is kind of too far...All I'm seeing is Joe Dirt right now.
Chuck
my friend: "Gayniggers From Outer Space?"
me: "Yeah."
my friend: "God, that film is just horrible. It's extremely offensive to both gay people AND aliens."
Me: "Yeah."
Alex: "So, you're going to pass."
Me: "I'm going to pass that bitch."
Alex: "Don't curse."
Me: "Fuck you. I'm older than you, bitch."
Alex: "Fine. Only one way to solve this."
Me: "And that would be?"
Alex: "Pizza and metal."
Me: "Sweet. I'm still going to pass that bitch."